tion had been into several of the shops and then had moved
on. The trail halted abruptly at the eighth shop. Beyond it,
Folly had not been seen.
"Face it, mate, she's gone off on 'er lonesome."
"One last try." Jon-Tom nodded toward the corner,
where a pair of uniformed skunks were lounging. Civil
patrol, just as in Lynchbany, where their particular anatomi-
cal capabilities made them the logical candidates for the
police service. It was simple for them to control an angry
mob or recalcitrant prisoner through nonviolent means.
Jon-Tom would much rather be beaten up.
The cops turned as he approached, taking particular note
of the heavily armed Roseroar.
"Trouble, strangers?" one of the police inquired.
"No trouble." Both striped tails relaxed, for which
Jon-Tom was grateful. "We're looking for someone. A
companion, human female of about mid-to-late adoles-
cence. Attractive, blonde fur. She was shopping in this
area last night."
The cops looked at each other. Then the one on the left
raised a hand over his head, palm facing the ground.
"About so tall?"
"Yes!" Jon-Tom said excitedly.
"Wearing funny sort of clothes, dark blue pants?"
"That's her!" Suddenly he remembered who he was
talking to. "What happened to her?"
"Not much, as far as I know. We were just coming on
duty." He turned to gesture up a steep street. "Was about
four blocks up that way, two to the left. She was out cold
when we stumbled over her. Friend of yours, you say?"
Jon-Tom nodded.
"Well, we tried to bring her around and didn't have
much luck. It was pretty plain what had happened to her.
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The pockets of her pants and blouse had been ripped open
and she had a lump here," he touched his head near his
left ear, "about the size of a lemon."
"Somebody rolled 'er," said Mudge knowledgeably.
"My fault," said Jon-Tom. "I thought she'd be okay."
He stared at Mudge.
"Hey, don't be mad at me, mate. I didn't slug 'er."
"She kept saying she could take care of herself."
"I thought 'er mouth was bigger than 'er brain," the
otter commented sourly. "Take care o' 'erself, wot? Not
by 'alf." He turned to the cop. "Wot 'appened to 'er,
then?"
"We relayed it in." He glanced at his partner. "Do you
know what headquarters did with her afterwards?" The
other skunk shrugged and the first looked thoughtful. "Let
me think."
"Hospital," Jon-Tom suggested. "Did they send her to
a hospital?"
"Not that bad a bump, stranger. She was half-conscious
by the time we got her into the station. Kept moaning
about her mother or something. She didn't have a scrap of
identification on her, I remember that. Also kept mum-
bling for someone named—" he fought to recall, "Pom-
pom?"
"Jon-Tom. That's me."
"She couldn't tell us where you were... that sock on
the head rattled her pretty good, I'd think... and the name
meant nothing to us. Weird as it was, we thought she was
still off her nut. Mid-adolescent, you said?" He nodded.
"I thought she looked underage for a human. Now I
remember what happened to her. Social Services took her
in. Several groups put in a claim and the Friends of the
Street won."
"Yeah, that's right," said his partner. "I saw that on the
report sheet."
"Who are the Friends of the Street?" Jon-Tom asked,
"Kind of like an orphanage, stranger," the cop explained.
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He turned and pointed. "They're up on Pulletgut Hill
there. Never been there myself. No reason. But that's
where she was taken. I expect she'll be okay. From what I
hear it's a well-run, sober, clean place."
Mudge put a consoling paw on Jon-Tom's arm. "See,
mate? Tis all worked out for the best."
"Yes," growled Roseroar. "Let's get on with this quest
of yours, Jon-Tom. The girl's in the kind of place best
suited to he I pin' her."
Jon-Tom listened to all of them, surprised Jalwar by
asking for his opinion.
"Since you request the thoughts of a humble servant, I
have to say that I agree with your friends. Undoubtedly the
young woman is now among those her own age, being
cared for by those whose business it is to succor such
unfortunates. We should be about our business."
Jon-Tom nodded. "You're probably right, Jalwar." He
looked at Mudge and Roseroar. "You're probably all
right." He eyed the senior of the two cops. "You're sure
this is a decent place?"
"The streets of Snarken are full of homeless youth. We
bag 'em all the time. So there are many orphanages. Some
are supported by taxes, others are private. If I remember
aright, the Friends of the Street are among the private
organizations."
"Okay, okay," Jon-Tom grumbled, out-reasoned as well
as outvoted.
"So when do we leave, mate?"
"Tomorrow morning, I suppose, if you think you can
lay in enough supplies by tonight."
"Cor, can a fish fry? Leave 'er to me, mate. You and
the cat-mountain and the old bugger get yourselves back to
the inn. Relax and suck in the last o' the sea air. Leave
everythin' to ol' Mudge."
Jon-Tom did so, and was rewarded that evening by the
sight of not one but two large, comfortable wagons tied up
outside the inn. They were piled high with supplies and
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yoked to two matched horned lizards apiece, the kind of
dray animals who could handle smooth roads or rough
trails with ease.
"You've done well," Jon-Tom complimented the otter.
Mudge appeared to be undergoing the most indescrib-
able torture as he reached into a pocket and handed over
three gold coins. "And 'ere's the change, mate."
Jon-Tom hardly knew what to say. "I didn't think
there'd be this much. You're changing, Mudge."
"Please don't say anythin', mate," said the tormented
otter. "I'm in pain enough as it is."
"Did you ever think of setting yourself up as a legiti-
mate merchant, Mudge."
"Wot, me?" The otter staggered. "Why, I'd lose me
self-respect, not to mention me card in the Lynchbany
Thieves' Guild! It'd break me poor mother's 'eart, it
would."
"Sorry," Jon-Tom murmured. "I won't mention it again.
Roseroar was giving the loads a professional inspection.
"Ah take back everything ah said about yo, ottah. Yo've
done a fine job o1 requisitionin'." She turned to Jon-Tom.
"Theah's mo than enough heah to last us fo a journey of
many months. He spent the gold well."
Mudge executed a low bow. "Thanks, tall, luscious,
and unattainable. Now 'ow about a last decent meal before
we're back to eatin' outdoor cooking?" He headed for the
inn entrance.
Jon-Tom held back, spoke sheepishly. "Look, I under-
stand how you all feel and 1 respect your opinions, and
you're probably all right as rain and I'm probably wrong.
I'll understand if you all want to go in and eat and go to
bed, but I'm not tired. I know it doesn't make any sense,
but I'm going up to this Friends of the Street place to
make a last check on Folly."
Mudge threw up his hands. " 'Umans! Now, wot do you
want to go and waste your time with that for, mate? The
girl's a closed chapter, she is."
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"A closed chapter," Jalwar agreed, "with a happy
ending. Leave it be. Why aggravate yourself?"
"I won't aggravate myself. It'll just take a minute." He
plucked one string of his duar. "I owe her a farewell song
and I want to let her know that we'll probably be coming
back this way, in case she wants to see us or anything."
"Pitiful," Mudge mumbled. "Plumb pitiful. Right then,
mate, come on. Let's get it over with."
"You don't have to come," Jen-Tom reminded him.
"What about your big supper?"
"It'll keep." He took the man's arm and urged him up
the street. They climbed the first hill.
"Look at it, mate. The night's as black as the inside of
a process-server's 'eart." He stared up the narrow, winding
avenue. "You sure we can find this place?"
Jon-Tom nodded. "It's atop a hill. We can always ask
directions. We're not helpless."
"No," said a new voice, startling them, "not now
you're not."
"Roseroar... you're not hungry either?"
"Ah've got a beilyfull of thunder," she shot back, "but
ah figured ah'd better come along to make sure you two
don't end up in an alley somewheres. Those muggahs may
still be working this area."
"We can take care of ourselves, luv," said Mudge.
"Ah'm sure you can, but you can take better care o'
yourselves with me around."
Jon-Tom looked past her. She noticed the direction of
his gaze. "Jalwah wanted to come, too, bless his heart,
but there's climbing to do and he's more than a little worn
out. He'll wait fo us and keep a watch on our supplies."
"Fine," said Jon-Tom, turning and starring to climb
again. "We'll be back soon enough."
"Aye, right quick," Mudge agreed.
But they were both wrong.
x
The Friends of the Street occupied a complex of stone-and-
mortar buildings atop a seaward-facing hillside. It was
located in an area of comfortable individual homes and gar-
den plots instead of the slum Jon-Tom expected.
"Whoever endowed this place," he told his companions
as they approached the main entrance, "had money."
"And plenty o' it," Mudge added.
Several long, narrow, two-story structures were linked
together by protective walls. Blue tile roofs gleamed in the
moonlight. Dim illumination flickered behind a couple of
windows, but for the most part the complex was dark.
That wasn't surprising. It was late and the occupants
should be in bed. Flowery wrought-iron trellises blocked
the front doorway, but there was a cord to be pulled.
Jon-Tom tugged on it, heard the faint echo of ringing from
somewhere inside. Leaves shuffled in tall trees nearby. The
thousand bright stars of Snarken electrified the shoreline
far below.
The door opened and a curious lady squirrel peeked out
at them. She was elderly and clad entirely in black. Black
lace decorated the cuffs of her sleeves. Hanging from her
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gray neck was a single golden medallion on a gold chain.
Several letters had been engraved on it, but they were too
small for Jon-Tom to make out.
"Yes, what is it?"
"Are you the master of this orphanage?" Jon-Tom
asked.
"Me?" She did not smile. "No. What do you wish with
the Headmaster?" She was watching Roseroar carefully.
"Just a couple of quick questions." He put on his most
ingratiating grin.
"Office hours are from mid-morning to nightfall." She
moved to shut the door.
Jon-Tom took a step forward, still wearing his grin.
"We have reason to believe that an acquaintance of ours
was recently—" he searched for the right word, "enrolled
at the orphanage."
"You mean you don't know for certain?"
"No. It would have been within the last day."
"I see. Visiting hours are at nightfall only." Again the
attempt to close the door, again Jon-Tom rushed to fore-
stall her.
"Please, ma'am. We have to depart on a long difficult
journey tomorrow. I just want a moment to assure myself
that your institution is as admirable on the inside as it is
from without."
"Well," she murmured uncertainly, "wait here. The
Headmaster is at his late-eve devotions. I will ask if he can
see you."
"Thanks."
The wait that ensued was long, and after a while he was
afraid they'd been given a polite brushoff. He was about to
use the bell-pull a second time when she reappeared
trailing an elderly man.
As always, Jon-Tom was surprised to see another human
in a position of authority, since they didn't seem to be
among the more prolific groups here. In Clothahump's
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world mankind was just one of dozens of intelligent
species.
The man was only a few inches shorter than Jon-Tom,
which made him unusually tall for a local. With the
exception of a radically different cut, his attire was identi-
cal with that of the much smaller squirrel: all black with
lace cuffs and the same golden medallion. He held his
hands clasped in front of his chest. His gray hair was
combed neatly back at sides and forehead. A gray goatee
protruded from his chin, and he wore thin wire glasses
with narrow lenses. To Jon-Tom he resembled a cross
between Colonel Sanders and a contrabassoon.
His smile and words both spoke of kindly concern,
however. "Greetings. Welcome, strangers, to Friends of
the Street." He gestured toward the squirrel. "Ishula tells
me you have a friend among our flock?"
"We think so. Her name's Folly."
The Headmaster frowned. "Folly. I don't know that we
have anyone staying with us by that... oh, yes! The young
woman who was brought in the previous evening. She told
us her terrible tale of being captured by pirates on the high
seas. You are the ones she described as her rescuers, are
you not?"
"That's right."
"To think that such awfulness is abroad in the world."
The Headmaster shook his head regretfully. "The poor girl
has endured more than any intelligent creature should
suffer."
Jon-Tom had to admit that so far all of his concerns and
fears looked unjustified. Still, he couldn't leave satisfied
without at least a fast look at the facilities.
"I know it's late, and it's cold out here. We have to
leave on a long trip tomorrow, as I told your assistant.
Could we come in for a moment and have a look around?
We just want to make sure that Folly's going to be well
looked after. We place no claim on her and I'm sure she'll
be much better off here than with us."
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"Why, certainly, do come in," said the Headmaster.
"My name is Chokas, by the way. Ishula, the gate."
The squirrel unlocked the iron grille as Jon-Tom made
his own introductions.
"Delighted, ah am sure," said Roseroar as she ducked
through the opening.
They found themselves in a long white hallway. Chokas
led them down the tiled corridor, chatting effusively and
not at all upset by their presence or the lateness of the
hour. The squirrel trailed behind, occasionally pausing to
dust a bench or vase with her tail.
Jon-Tom made polite responses to the Headmaster's
conversation, but he was only paying partial attention. The
rest of him searched for indications of subterfuge or
concealed maleficence. He was not rewarded.
The corridor and the rooms branching off it were spot-
less. Decorative plants occupied eaves and niches or hung
in planters from the beamed ceiling. There were skylights
to admit the warmth of day. Without being asked, Chokas
volunteered a further tour of the Friends of the Street.
Beginning to relax, Jon-Tom accepted.
Padded benches paralleled clean tables in the dining
room, and the kitchen was as shiny as the hallway.
"We pride ourselves on our hygiene here," the Head-
master informed him.
The larder was filled to overflowing with foodstuffs of
every kind, suitable for sustaining the energetic offspring
of many races. Beyond, the reason for the interlocking
architecture became apparent. It circled to enclose a
broad courtyard. Play areas were marked out beneath
several bubbling fountains, and tall trees shaded the grounds.
Roseroar bent to whisper to him. "Come, haven't y'all
seen enough? The girl will be well cared fo heah."
"I have to admit it's not the kind of place I expected,"
he confessed. "Hell, I'd be half-tempted to move in
myself." He raised his voice as he spoke to the Headmas-
ter. "Terrific-looking place you run here, Chokas."
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The man nodded his thanks. "We are privileged to serve
as guardians and protectors of the homeless and those who
have lost their way at a tender age. We take our responsi-
bilities seriously."
"What sort o' schooling do they get?" Roseroar asked.
"Histories, geographies, mathematics, training in the
social verities, domestic subjects such as cooking and
sewing. Physical education. Instruction in discipline and
courtesy. A well-rounded curriculum, we believe."
"I've seen enough." Jon-Tom glanced toward the second-
floor dormitories. "So long, Folly. It was interesting know-
ing you. Have a full and happy life and maybe we'll meet
again someday." He turned back toward the entry hall.
"Thanks again for the tour, Chokas."
"My pleasure. Please come visit us anytime, sir. The
Friends of the Street encourages visitation."
The front door closed quietly behind them, leaving the
trio standing on the cobblestone avenue outside. Roseroar
started down the hill.
"That's done. Now we can get down to mo important
business."
"I admit she's better off here than with us," Jon-Tom
said. "Certainly it's a more stable environment than any
alternative we could come up with."
"Hang on a minim, you two." Jon-Tom and Roseroar
turned, to see Mudge inspecting the entrance.
"What's the matter, Mudge?" Come to think of it,
Jon-Tom hadn't heard a single comment from the otter
during the tour. "I'd think that you, of any of us, would
be anxious to get back to the inn."
"That I am, mate."
"Come on, then, ottah," said Roseroar impatiently.
"Don't tell me you miss the cub? You liked her no mo
than did ah."
"True enough, mistress of massive hindquarters. I thought
'er obstinate, ignorant, and nothin' but trouble, for all that
she went through. Life's tough and I ain't me sister's
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keeper. But I wouldn't leave a slick, slimy salamander
who'd ooze all over me in a place like this."
"You saw something, Mudge?" Jon-Tom moved to
stand next to him. "I thought it was neat, clean, and
well-equipped."
"Bullocks," snapped the otter. "We saw what they
wanted us to see, nothin' more. That Chokas chap's as
slick as greased owl shit and I'd trust 'im about as far as I
can piss." He turned to face them both. "I don't suppose
either o' you sharp-eyed suckers 'appened to note that there
are no windows on the first floor anywheres facin' the
streets?"
Jon-Tom looked left, then right, and saw that the otter
was correct. "So? I'm sure they have their reasons."
"I'll bet they do. Notice also that all the second-story
windows are barred?"
"More decorative wrought iron," murmured Jon-Tom,
his eyes roving over the upper floors.
"Decorative is it, mate?"
"This is a rough city," said Roseroar. "Orphans are
vulnerable. Perhaps the bans are to keep thieves from
breakin1 in and stealing youngsters to sell into slavery."
"If that's the case then the 'Friends' of the Street 'ave
done a mighty professional job o' protectin' their charges
from the outside. Observe that none of these trees over-
hang any part of any of the buildin's."
That was true. A cleared expanse of street formed an
open barrier between the nearest orchard and the outermost
structures.
"But what does all of it prove?" Jon-Tom asked the
otter.
"Not a bloody thing, mate. But I've been around a bit,
and I'm tellin' you that my gut tells me somethin' 'ere
ain't right. Me, I'd be curious to *ave a little chat with one
or two o' the occupants without that piranha-faced squirrel
o' our charmin' guide Chokas about. I've 'card descrip-
tions o' orphanages, and this place makes the best o' them
look like mat dungeon we fled in Malderpotty. That's wot
bothers me, mate." He gazed up at the silent walls. "It's
too sweet."
"I'm not sure I follow you."
"Look, guv. Cubs is dirty. They make filth the way I
makes sweat. 'Tis natural. This place is supposed to be
full o' cubs and it's as clean as milady's intimates."
Roseroar spoke softly as she studied the barred upper
windows. "Ah did think it uncommon neat fo such an
establishment. Almost like a doctah's office."
"You too, Roseroar?" Jon-Tom said in surprise.
"Me too what? What the ottah says makes sense. Ain't
no secret ah've little love fo the cub, but ah'd sleep easier
knowin' she's been properly cared fo."
"If you both feel that way, then we need to talk with her
before we go." Jon-Tom started back for the entrance.
Mudge held him by an arm.
"Slow there, spellsinger. Ol' Chokas were friendly enough
because we didn't ask no awkward questions or try to poke
into places 'e didn't want us to see. If 'e'd wanted us to
meet any o' 'is kids 'e'd 'ave brought 'em down to us. I
don't think Vll be likely to accede to our little request."
"He has a good reason. They're likely to all be asleep.
It's late."
"All of 'em?" wondered Mudge. "I doubt it. Wot about
those offspring of the night-lifers? The gophers and the
moles?"
"Maybe they have separate quarters so they can be
active at night without disturbing the others," Jon-Tom
suggested. "If they're nocturnal, they wouldn't need lights
in their rooms."
"There'd still be some hint o' activity. Remember,
mate, we're talkin' about a bunch o' young cubs."
Jon-Tom chewed his lower lip. "It was awfully quiet in
there, wasn't it?"
"Like a tomb, mate. Tell you wot. Why don't you
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spellsing the lot o' them to sleep the way you did that
bunch on the pirate ship?"
"Wouldn't work. On the ship, everyone was within
range of the duar and of my voice. Too many walls here."
Mudge nodded. "Right then. My turn to perform a little
magic."
"You?"
The otter grinned, his whiskers twitching. "You ain't
the only master o' strange arts around 'ere, mate."
They followed him around the side, until they were far
from the entrance. As they walked Jon-Tom noted that no
other doors were visible in the complex. There was only
the single entrance. Still, there might be other doors
around the back. And the Friends of the Street were not
constrained by, say, the Los Angeles Fire Code.
Mudge halted near a tree that grew closer to the build-
ings than any of the others.
"Now then, my petite purr-box, I 'ave a little job for
you." He pointed up into the tree. "See that branch there?
The second one up?" She nodded. "Can you climb up
there and then climb out along it?"
She frowned. "What foah? It won't hold man weight."
"That's precisely the idea, luv."
Jon-Tom immediateiy divined the otter's intent. "It's no
good, Mudge. That branch'11 throw you headfirst into the
wall. I'll end up with a furry Frisbee on my hands instead
of a valuable friend."
"Don't worry about me, guv. I knows wot I'm about.
We otter folk are born acrobats. Most o' the time there's
nothin' more to it than play, but we can get serious with it
if we need too. Let me give 'er a try."
"One try is all you'll get." He swing the duar around
until it rested against his chest. "Why don't I try spell-
singing you onto the roof?"
Mudge looked unwilling. "That would work fine, wouldn't
it, mate? With you standin' 'ere below these barred win-
dows caterwaulin' fit to shiver a bat's ears."
"Ah resent the comparison, watah rat." Roseroar ad-
vanced up the tree trunk.
Mudge shrugged. "Don't matter 'ow you describe it.
You'd wake the 'ole place."
"I could try singing quietly."
'Aye, and likely catapult.. .sorry again, Roseroar.. .me
into the middle o' some far ocean. No offense, mate, but
you know well as I that there be times when your spellsmgin'
don't quite strike the mark. So if it's all the same, I'd
rather take me chances with the tree."
"Thanks for the vote of confidence," Jon-Tom muttered.
A glance showed Roseroar already crawling carefully out
onto the chosen limb. "Go ahead, but I think you're
nuts."
"Why, guv, I didn't think me mental condition were a
matter o' dispute anymore. An' the proof of it's that I'm
standin' 'ere askin' you to let me catapult meself toward a
stone wall instead o' lying in a soft bed somewhere back in
the Bellwoods."
He moved aside as the thick branch began to bend
toward the ground beneath Roseroar. She kept crawling
along it until she couldn't advance any more, then swung
beneath and continued advancing toward the end of the
limb hand-over-hand. Seconds later the leaves were brushing
the street.
Mudge nestled himself into a crook between two smaller
branches near the end. "Wot's your opinion o' this, luv?"
Roseroar had to use all her weight to hold the branch
down. She studied the distant roof speculatively. "A lot to
miss and little to land on. Wheah do y'all wish the remains
sent?"
"Two optimists I'm blessed with," the otter mumbled,
"I thank the both o' you for your encouragin' words." He
patted the wood behind him. "Wortyle wood. I thought
she'd bend without breakin'. They make ship's ribs out o'
this stuff." He glanced back at Roseroar. "Any time you're
ready, lass."
"Yoah sure about this?"
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"No, I'm not, but I ain't doin' no good sittin' 'ere on
me arse talkin' about it."
"That ain't the part that's goin' to get smashed," she
said as she stepped away from the quivering branch.
The wortyle wood whipped upward so fast the air
vibrated in its wake. Mudge was thrown with tremendous
force into the night sky. The otter did a single flip and
described an elegant arc as he began to descend.
As it developed, his judgment was only slightly off. He
didn't reach the roof, but neither did he smash into the side
of the building. He fell only a little short.
At first it looked as if he was going to land hard on the
cobblestones, but at the last instant he grabbed with his
right hand. Short, powerful muscles broke his fall as his
fingers locked onto the iron grating barring one window.
He hung there for a long moment, catching his breath.
Then he reached up with the other hand and pulled himself
on to the iron.
His companions stood beneath the window, staring up at
him. "Can you get in?" Jon-Tom asked softly.
Mudge responded with a snort of contempt, fiddled with
the grate. Seconds later a metallic click reached Jon-Tom
and Roseroar.
"He's very clevah, yo friend."
"He's had a lot of experience with locks," Jon-Tom
informed her dryly. Another click from above signified the
opening of the window.
They waited below, feeling exposed standing there on
the otherwise empty, moonlit street. Minutes passed. A
pink rope snaked down from the open window. Jon-Tom
reached up to take hold of the chain of knotted bedsheets.
"They'll support me," he told Roseroar. "I don't think
they'll hold you."
"Nevah mind. Y'all are just goin' to spend a few '
minutes talkin' to the girl-cub anyways." She nodded
toward the nearby grove. "Ah'll wait foah y'all up in the
same tree. Ain't nobody goin' to spot me up theah. If I see
anyone comin' this way and it looks tricky, I'll whistle
y'all a warnin'."
As she stood there in the pale light Jon-Tom was
conscious of her strength and power, but her words struck
him as odd. "I didn't know tigers could whistle."
"Well, ah'll let ya'all know somehow." She turned and
loped toward the trees.
Jon-Tom braced his feet against the wall and pulled
himself up. Mudge was waiting to help him inside.
Jon-Tom found himself standing in near blackness. "Where
are we?" he whispered.
"Some sort o' storage closet, mate." Mudge's night
vision was several cuts above his friend's.
But as they moved cautiously through the darkness
Jon-Tom's eyes adjusted to the weak illumination, and he
was able to make out buckets, pails, piles of dust rags,
curry combs, and other cleaning supplies. Mudge stopped
at the door and tried the handle.
"Locked from the other side." The otter hunted through
the darkness, came back holding something that looked
like an awl. He inserted it into the door lock and jiggled
delicately. Though Jon-Tom heard nothing, the otter was
apparently satisfied by some sound. He put the awl aside
and pushed.
The door opened silently. Mudge peered into a dark
dormitory. Against opposite walls stood beds, cots, mats,
and diverse sleeping stations for children of different
species. On the far wall windows looked down into the
courtyard with the trees and fountains. Unlike those on the
outside, these were not barred.
They tiptoed out of the closet and found themselves
walking between rows of silent youngsters. All of them
appeared to be neatly groomed and squeaky clean. There
wasn't a hair or patch of fur out of place. The dormitory
itself was comfortably cool and as spotless as the dining
room and entry hall had been.
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"I don't see any indications of abuse here," Jon-Tom
whispered as they went from bed to bed.
Mudge was shaking his head doubtfully. "Too neat,
mate. Too perfect." They reached the end of the long
chamber without finding Folly. The door at the end was
also locked from the outside. "And another thing, mate.
Too many locks 'ere." He used the tool to pick it.
Beyond was a short hall. A stairway led downward off
the the left. Mudge picked the lock on the door across the
hall and they entered a second dorm.
Grunts and whistles and snores covered their footsteps
as they commenced an inspection of the new group of
beds. Halfway down the line they found Folly. Jon-Tom
shook her gently awake. She rolled over, woke up.
She was gasping with fright. There was no mistaking
the look in her eyes, the tenseness of her body, the
expression on her face. It reminded Jon-Tom a little of the
look she'd display on the pirate ship whenever Corroboc
appeared.
As soon as she recognized him she threw her arms
around him and started sobbing.
"Jon-Tom, Jon-Tom. And Mudge too. I thought you'd
forgotten me. I thought you'd go off and leave me here!"
"I didn't forget you, Folly." Acutely conscious of her
curves beneath the thin black nightdress, he gently pushed
her away. "What's wrong?"
She looked around wildly. "You've got to get me out of
here! Quickly, before the night patrol shows up."
"Night patrol? You mean, someone looks in on you?"
"No, I mean patrol. No one's allowed out of bed after
dark. If they catch you, they beat you. Bad. Not like
Corroboc, but bad enough."
"But we were here earlier, and we didn't see any
indications of—"
"Don't be a fool, mate," said Mudge tightly. "D'you
think these servants o' the downtrodden would be stupid
enough to hit their charges where it'd show?"
"No, I guess not. They beat you here?"
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Folly spat on the floor. "Only out of love, of course.
Every time they beat you it's out of love. They beat you if
you don't learn your lessons, they beat you if you don't
hold your knife right at mealtime, they beat you for not
saying yes sir and no ma'am, and sometimes I think they
beat you for the fun of it, to remind you how bad the
world outside is." Her nails dug into his arms.
"You've got to get me out of here, Jon-Tom!" How
much truth there was to her accusations, he couldn't tell,
but the desperation in her voice was genuine enough.
Mudge kept a paw on the hilt of his short sword. "Let's
make up our feeble minds, mate. Some o' these cubs are
startin' to move around."
"I'm awake." Jon-Tom turned to the bed next to Fol-
ly's. It was occupied by a young margay. She sat up
rubbing at her eyes. She wore the same black nightdress.
"Is what Folly says true?" he asked the young cat.
"Who...who are you?" asked the now wide-awake
youngster. Folly hastened to reassure her.
"It's okay. They're friends of mine."
"Who're you?" Jon-Tom countered.
"My name's Myealn." To his surprise she began to
sniffle. He'd never seen a feline cry before. "Pu-please,
sir, can you help me get away from this place, too?"
Then he was being assailed by a volley of anxious
whispers.
"Me too, sir... and me... me also...!"
The whole dorm was awake and crowding around Fol-
ly's bed, pawing at the adults, pleading in a dozen dialects
for help. Tails twitched nervously from the backsides of
dozens of nightclothes, all black.
"I don't understand," he muttered. "This looks like
such a nice place. But it's not right if they beat you all the
time."
"That's not all they do," said Folly. "Haven't you noticed
how perfect this place is?"
"You mean, clean?"
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She shook her head. "It's not just clean. It's sterile.
Woe unto any of us caught with a dirt smudge or piece of
lint on us. We're supposed to be perfect at mealtime,
perfect at study, and perfect at devotions, so we can be
perfect citizens when we're old enough to be turned out
on the street again.
"A bunch of the supervisors here were raised here and
this is the only home they know. They're the worst. We
wear only black because a perfect person can't have any
distractions and color is distracting. There're no distrac-
tions of any kind. No dancing, no singing, no merriment at
all. Maybe all the jokes the pirates told were brutal and
crude, but at least they had a sense of humor. There's no
humor in this place."
Myealn had slipped out of her bed. Now she leaned
close to Folly. "The other thing," she whispered urgently.
"Tell them about the other thing."
"I was getting to that." Nervously, Folly glanced at the
doorway at the far end of the room. "Since a perfect
person doesn't need silly things like merriment and pleas-
ure, one of the first things they do here is make sure
you're made perfect in that regard."
Mudge frowned. "Want to explain that one, luv?"
"I mean, they see to it that no pleasurable diversions of
any kind remain to divert you from the task of becoming
perfect." The otter gaped at her, then waved to take in the
shuffling crowd of anxious, black-clad youngsters.
"Wot a bloody 'ouse o' devils we stumbled into! You
mean every one o' these... ?"
Folly nodded vigorously. "Most of them, yes. The
males are neutered and the females spayed. To preserve
their perfection by preventing any sensual distractions.
They're going to operate on me tomorrow."
"Against your will?" Jon-Tom struggled to come to
grips with this new, coldly clinical horror.
"What could we do?" Myealn sobbed softly. "Who
would object on our behalf? We're all orphans, none of us
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even have guardians. And the Friends of the Street have a
wonderful reputation with the people who run the city
government because there's never any trouble here."
' 'And the Friends of the Street put model citizens back
into the population," Folly added. "People who never
give the city any trouble.
Jon-Tom was so furious he was shaking. "If you got out
of this place," he asked the trembling, altered youngsters,
"where would you go?"
Again a flurry of desperate pleas. "Anywhere.. anyplace
... the waterfront, I want to be a sailor.. I can sew, be a
steamstress... I'm good with paints ... I want to be...!"
He shushed them all. "We'll get you out. Somehow.
Mudge, what about the dorm we came through? Can we
risk going back that way with all these kids?"
"Fuck the risk, mate." Jon-Tom had never seen the
otter so mad. "Not only are we goin' back into the other
dorm, we're goin' to break every cub out o' this pit o'
abomination. Come on, you lot," he told them. "Quiet-
like." Jon-Tom followed behind, making sure no one was
left and shepherding them along like a giraffe among a
flock of sheep.
The hallway and the stairs were silent. Once in the other
dorm those awake went from bed to bed waking their
friends and explaining what was happening. When they
were through, the center aisle was full of milling, anxious
young faces.
Mudge opened the door to the supply closet. At the
same time the door at the other end of the dorm burst
open. Standing in the opening was the powerful figure of a
five-foot-tall adult lynx. Green eyes flashed.
"What's going on in here?" He started in. "By the
Eight Levels of Purity, I will have the hide off whoever is
responsible!" Then he caught sight of Jon-Tom standing
like a pale tower above the heads of the youngsters. "How
did you get in here?"
Jon-Tom faced him with a broad, innocent smile. "Just
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visiting. A little late, I know. Special dispensation from
Chokas."
"Just visiting be damned! Where's your pass? These are
not visiting times."
Jon-Tom kept smiling as the cubs crowded close around
him. "Like I said, friend, it's a special occasion."
The monitor carried a short, ugly black whip which he
now drew back threateningly. "You're coming with me to
see the Headmaster, whoever you are. I do not know how
you got in here, or you either," he added as he espied
Mudge, "but you are not leaving without making proper
explanation. The rest of you," he roared, "back to your
beds!"
The youngsters milled around uncertainly. Many of
them were starting to bawl.
" 'Ere now, guv'nor, there's no reason to get upset."
Mudge toddled toward him, smiling broadly.
The whip cracked just in front of the otter's nose. The
children started to scatter for their beds, whimpering loudly.
"Now, hold on there, friend." Jon-Tom put his ramwood
staff in front of his chest. "Let's be careful with that whip,
shall we?"
"Cute little gimcrack, snake master," said Mudge, still
grinning and walking toward the monitor. The lynx eyed
his approach warily.
"That is far enough, trespasser. Take another step to-
ward me and I'll have one of your eyes out."
Mudge halted, threw up both hands and gaped at the
lynx in mock horror. "Wot, and mar me perfection?
Crikey, why would you want to muss up me perfect self?''
He started to turn, abruptly leaped at the monitor.
The lynx wasn't slow, but Mudge was a brown blur in
the dim light. The whip snapped down and cut across the
back of the otter's neck. Mudge's sword was faster still,
slicing through the.whip handle just above the big cat's
fingers.
The monitor bolted for the open door. "Mudge, no!"
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Jon-Tom yelled, but Mudge didn't hear him in time. Or
perhaps he did. The short sword spun end over end. It was
the hilt that struck the lynx in the back of the head with a
gratifyingly loud thump. The monitor dropped as if poleaxed.
Jon-Tom breathed a sigh of relief. "Smart throw, Mudge.
We don't need a murder complicating our departure."
Mudge retrieved his sword. "That's right, mate, but I
can't take the credit. I was tryin' to separate 'is 'ead from
'is shoulders."
"Quick now!" Jon-Tom instructed the youngsters as he
headed for the storage closet. "Everyone out, before
someone else shows up to check on you." He led them
through the storage closet. "Don't push, everyone's going
to get out... don't shove in the back...."
Roseroar strained to see better as shadows moved against
the open window. So far no one had appeared to spot the
dangling rope of pastel linen, but it would take only one
passing pedestrian to give the alarm.
She expected to see Jon-Tom or Mudge or even the girl.
What she did not expect to see was the silent column of
cubs who began descending the sheets. Some species were
built for climbing and climbed down quickly and graceful-
ly, while others had a more difficult time with the descent,
but all made it safely. She dropped clear of the tree and
rushed toward the building. The cubs largely ignored her
as they ran off in different directions, small dark shapes
swallowed by the shadows.
The prepubescent exodus continued for some time. Fi-
nally Jon-Tom, Mudge, and Folly appeared at the open
window.
At the same time, lights began to wink on throughout
the orphanage complex.
XI
So the otter's suspicions had been well founded, she
decided. That was the only possible explanation for the
mass escape in progress. She waited anxiously as Mudge
slipped down the rope. Folly followed closely.
Jon-Tom had just stepped through the window opening
and was climbing over the iron grate when something
whizzed past his head. It struck the street below. Roseroar
picked it up, found herself inspecting a small club. The
knobbed end was studded with nails. Not the kind of
disciplinary device one would expect a dormitory supervi-
sor or teacher to carry.
The last fleeing cub vanished down a narrow alleyway.
Within the orphanage, bells were clanging violently. Mudge
reached the bottom of the rope and jumped clear. Folly
slipped, fell the last five feet, and almost broke an ankle.
The reason for her fall was clear; a pile of pink linen
spiraled down on top of her.
"Bloody 'ell!" The otter looked upward and cursed. "I
'ad the other end tied to a bedpost. Someone must 'ave cut
it." He could see Jon-Tom hanging on to the grating with
one hand while trying to defend himself with his staff.
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From within the storage closet outraged shouts were clear-
ly audible down on the street. The grating creaked loudly
as it bent on its hinges.
"They'll 'ave 'im in a minute," the otter muttered
helplessly, "if that old iron doesn't break free first."
Neither happened. Someone inside the supply room
jabbed outward with a spear. Jon-Tom leaned back to
dodge the deadly point, lost his grip, and fell. The staff
dropped from his fingers as he tumbled head over heels,
wrapped up in his lizard skin cape. Folly screamed. Lesser
wails came from dark shadows nearby as those few chil-
dren who'd paused to catch their breath saw their benefac-
tor fall.
But there was no sickening thud of flesh meeting stone.
Roseroar grunted softly. It was the only hint of any strain
as she easily caught the plunging Jon-Tom in both arms.
He pushed away the cape which had become wrapped
around his head and stared up at her.
"Thanks, Roseroar." She grinned, set him down gently.
He adjusted his attire and recovered his staff. The duar,
still slung across his back, had survived the fall unscathed.
"'Ell of a catch, luv!" Mudge gave the tigress a
complimentary whack on the rump, darted out of reach
before her paw could knock him silly. There were several
faces staring down at them from the open window, yelling
and issuing dire promises. Jon-Tom ignored them.
"Y'all okay?" Roseroar inquired solicitously.
"Fine." He slung the cape back over his shoulders,
brushed at his face. "If you hadn't caught me, Clothahump
would have a longer wait for his medicine."
"And y'all brought out the girl, ah see."
Folly stepped toward her. "I am not a girl! I'm as
grown-up as you are."
Roseroar lifted her eyebrows as she regarded the skimp
of a human. "Man deah, no one is as grown-up as ah
am."
"Depends on whether someone prefers quality to quantity."
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" 'Ere now, wot's all this?" Mudge stepped between the
ladies. "Not that I mind if you two want to 'ave a go at
each other. Just give me a ten-minute 'ead start before the
fireworks commence, yes?" He gestured to his right. "I
don't think now's the time for private digressions, though."
At least a dozen black-clad adult shapes had appeared
near the main entrance. Jon-Tom couldn't see if Chokas
was among them, but he had no intention of hanging
around to find out.
They headed off in the opposite direction, and Jon-Tom
saw they needn't worry about pursuit. The black-clad
gestapo maintained by the Friends of the Street wasn't
after them. They were fanning out toward the alleys and
side streets in search of their escaped flock.
Jon-Tom considered intercepting them. It was difficult
, not to, but he had to tell himself that they'd done every-
thing possible for the children. Most, if not all, of them
ought to make it to the safety of the crowded city below,
and he suspected they were wise enough to discard their
incriminating b!ack-and-Iace night clothes at the first
opportunity.
One of their own was faced with the same dilemma.
"You've got to get out of that nightdress, Folly," he told
her. Obediently, she started to pull it over her head, and he
hastened to restrain her. "No, no, not yet!"
They were racing down a steep street that led back
toward the harbor area. It had begun to drizzle. He was
grateful for the rain. It should aid the fleeing children in
their escape.
"Why not yet?" Folly eyed him curiously. Curiosity
gave way rapidly to a coy smile. "When you first saw me
on Corroboc's boat I wasn't wearing anything but an iron
collar. Why should my nakedness bother you now?"
"It doesn't bother me," he lied. "It's raining and I
don't want you contracting pneumonia.'' Citizens of Snarken
out for an evening stroll watched the flight with interest.
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"I don't mind if you see me naked," she said innocently.
"You like me a little, don't you, Jon-Tom?"
"Of course I like you."
"No, I mean you like me."
"Don't be silly. You're still a child, Folly."
"You don't look at me the way you'd look at a child."
"She ain't built like no cub, mate."
Jon-Tom glared over at the otter. "Stay out of this,
Mudge,"
"Excuse me, guv'nor. None o' me business, right?" He
skittered along next to Roseroar, running fluidly on his
stubby legs and trying to hide a grin.
"I'm concerned for your welfare, Folly." Jon-Tom strug-
gled to explain. "I don't like to see anyone taken advan-
tage of. You noticed that we freed everyone from the
orphanage and not just you."
"I know, but you didn't come to free everyone. You
came because I was there."
"Of course. You're a friend, Folly. A good friend."
"Is that all?" As she ran there was a lot of movement
beneath the damp nightdress. Jon-Tom was having a diffi-
cult time concentrating on the street ahead. "Just a good
friend?"
Roseroar listened with one ear to the infantile dialogue
while trying her best to ignore it. Idiot humans! She made
certain to inspect every side street they passed. Surely, as
soon as the Friends of the Street finished rounding up as
many escapees as they could, they'd contact the police
about the break-in.
Besides worrying about that new problem, she had to
endure the banalities mouthed by the adolescent human
female who was flirting shamelessly with Jon-Tom.
So what? She considered her discomfiture carefully.
Why, she asked herself, should she find such harmless
chatter so aggravating? Admirable the spellsinger might
be, but he wasn't even a member of a related species. Any
relationship besides mutual respect and strong friendship
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was clearly out of the question. The very thought was
absurd! The man was a skinny, furless thing less than half
her size. It made no sense for her to concern herself with
his personal business.
She assured herself her interest was only natural. Jon-
Tom was a friend, a companion now. It was just as he'd
said to the girl: it hurt to see anyone taken advantage of.
Roseroar wasn't about to let this scheming adolescent take
advantage of him. And take advantage of him Folly
would, if given half a chance. Roseroar was sure of that
much. She shook her head as Jon-Tom allowed himself to
be smothered with verbal pap, astonished at the naivete
displayed during courtship by the human species. She'd
thought better of him.
She ignored it for as long as she could, until she was
unable to stand the veiled remarks and coy queries any
longer.
"Ah think we can slow down some now." Jon-Tom and
Mudge agreed with her. Everyone slowed to a fast walk.
Roseroar moved close to the girl. "And ah also think it
would be a good ideah if we all kept quiet foah a while.
We don't want to attract any undue attention. In addition
to which, if ah'm forced to listen to any moan o' yoah
simperin', girl, ah may vomit."
Folly eyed the tigress. "Something bothering you?"
"Nothin' much, little female. It's just that ah have a
great respect foah the language. Hearin' it used so foolishly
always upsets mah digestion."
Folly turned to Jon-Tom. She flashed blue eyes and
blonde hair in the reflected light from storefronts and street
lamps. Her skin, wet with drizzle, sparkled.
"Do you think I'm talking foolish, Jon-Tom?"
"Maybe just a little, yes."
She responded with a much practiced and perfectly
formed pout. Roseroar sighed and turned away, wondering
why she went to the trouble. The spellsinger had shown
himself to be a man of intelligence and insight. It dis-
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tressed her to see him so blatantly manipulated. She
increased her stride so she wouldn't have to listen to
any more of it.
"You don't like me," Folly murmured to Jon-Tom.
"Of course I like you.
"I knew you did!" She turned and threw her arms
around him, making him stagger. "I knew you liked me!"
"Please, Folly." Jon-Tom reluctantly worked to disen-
gage himself. Roseroar would have been happy to help,
though she might have broken both of the girl's arms in
the process. "Folly, I already have a woman." Her expres-
sion fell abruptly. She moved away from him, once more
concentrating on the street ahead.
"You never told me that."
"It was never necessary to tell you. Her name's Talea.
She lives near a town called Lynchbany, which lies far
across the Glittergeist."
Otter ears overheard and Mudge fell back to join them.
"O' course, she ain't really 'is woman," he said con-
versationally, thoroughly delighting in Jon-Tom's discom-
fort. "They're just friends is all."
Folly's delight returned upon hearing this disclosure.
"Oh, that's all right, then!"
"Besides, you're much too young for what you're
thinking," Jon-Tom told her, impaling Mudge with a stare
promising slow death.
"Too young for what?"
"Just too young." Strange. The right words had been
there on his lips just a moment earlier. Odd how they
vanished the instant you needed them.
"Bet I could convince you otherwise," she said
coquettishly.
"Here's the right cross street," he said hastily, lengthening
his stride. "We'll be back at the inn in a couple of
minutes."
A short furry shape jumped from an alcove ahead of
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him. Roseroar reached for her swords. Folly hid behind
Jon-Tom as Mudge put a hand to his bow.
They relaxed when the shape identified itself.
"Jalwar!" Jon-Tom couldn't conceal his surprise. "What
are you doing out here?" He tried to see past the ferret.
The oldster put a finger to his lips and beckoned for
them to follow. They crept along behind him, turned down
a long narrow alley. It was ripe with moldering garbage.
Jalwar pointed to the main street beyond.
Both of their heavily laden wagons were still hitched to
the rails outside the inn. Idling around the wagons were at
least two dozen uniformed skunks and civet cats from
Snarken's olfactory constabulary. Several well-dressed ci-
vilians lounged next to the front wagon and chatted amia-
bly with the officer in charge of the cops.
Jalwar drew back into the shadows. "I saw them ar-
rive," he whispered. "Many have stayed outside with our
wagons. Others went upstairs searching for us. I was
drinking and overheard in time to sneak away. I listened
when they came back down and talked to others and to the
innkeeper." The ferret's gaze shifted from Jon-Tom to
Mudge. "They were talking about you."
"Me?" Mudge squeaked, suddenly sounding defensive.
"Now, why would they be talkin' about me?"
"Because," Jalwar replied accusingly, "it seems you
spent some time playing at dice with several of them."
"So wot's wrong with a friendly little game o' dice.
Blimey, you'd think one o' them caught me in the sack
with 'is bleedin' daughter."
It came to Jon-Tom in a rush: the finely fashioned
wagons, the handsome dray animals, the new harnesses,
the mountainous stock of supplies.
"Mudge ..." he said dangerously.
The otter retreated. There was little room to maneuver
in the alley, a fact he was acutely conscious of.
"Now, mate, take it easy. We needed them supplies,
now, didn't we? Tis in a good cause, ain't it? Think o' 'is
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poor sickly wizardship lyin' and waitin' for us way back in
Lynchbany and all the folks who need 'im well and 'ealthy
again."
"How did you manage it, Mudge? How did you cheat
so many of them at the same time?"
"Well, we otter folk are known for our quickness, and
I've always been quick as any."
"Y'all must've been a little too quick this time."
Roseroar peered toward the inn. "Judgin* from the number
o' police about, ah'd say you defrauded moah than a few
idle sailors."
"Wouldn't be much point in defrauding poor folks,
now, would there, luv? Wot we got from sellin' the ship
weren't near enough to buy supplies an' equipment for a
proper expedition, but 'twere plenty to buy me into a
handsome game o' chance with a few leadin' citizens."
"Fat lot of good those supplies do us now," Jon-Tom
muttered.
Jalwar was rummaging through a pile of broken crates.
"Here." He dragged out their backpacks. "I was able to
throw these from our rooms while they were still searching
for us below. It was all I had time to save."
Jon-Tom wiped grime from his own pack. "Jalwar,
you're a wonder. Thanks."
"A small service, sir." Jon-Tom didn't bother to correct
the ferret anymore. Let him say "sir" if it pleased him. "I
only wish I could have informed you sooner, but I could
not follow your path quickly enough." He smiled apologeti-
cally. "These aged legs of mine."
"It wouldn't have mattered. We were occupied with
saving Folly."
"What now?" Roseroar wondered as she hefted her
own massive pack.
Jon-Tom considered. "We can't hang around here. Now
the cops have two reasons for picking us up. They might
go easy on us over the Friends of the Street business, but
not about this. For one thing, that officer in charge is a
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little too chummy with the citizens Mudge cheated. I'm
not anxious to tour the inside of Snarken's prison."
"Give me a break, mate," whined the otter. "If you
'adn't been so set on goin' after "er"—he pointed toward
Folly—"we'd 'ave cleared this dump 'ours ago." He
glared disgustedly at the girl. "I blame meself for it,
though. Should've kept me concerns to meself." He added
hopefully, "We could still sell 'er."
"No." Jon-Tom put an arm around her shoulders. "Fol-
ly stays with us until we can find her a safe haven."
"I could suggest something," she murmured softly. He
moved his. arm.
"Right then," he said briskly. "No point in hanging
around here waiting for the cops to find us." He started
back the way they'd come. Mudge followed, kicking at the
garbage.
"Suits me, mate. Looks now like we're goin' to 'ave to
walk all the way to this bleedin' Crancularn. Might as well
get going. Only don't let's go spend the 'ole trip bJamin'
poor oP Mudge for the fact that we ain't ridin' in comfort."
"Fair enough. And you don't blame me for this." So
saying, he booted the otter in the rump so hard it took
Roseroar's strength to extract him from the pile of barrels
where he landed.
They slunk out of Snarken on foot—tired, anxious, and
broke. Mudge grumbled every step of the way but ac-
knowledged his mistake (sort of) by assuming the lead. It
was also a matter of self-defense, since it kept him well
out of range of Jon-Tom's boot.
Mudge also partly redeemed himself by returning from
one short disappearance with an armful of female clothing,
a bit of doubtful scavenging which Jon-Tom forced himself
to rationalize.
"Lifted it from a drunken serval," the otter explained as
Folly delightedly traded her black nightdress for the frilly
if somewhat too-small attire. "The doxy I took it off won't
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They moved steadily through the city's outskirts. By the
time the sun rose over the horizon to illuminate the now
distant harbor, they were crossing the highest hill west-
ward. There they traded some goods from Jon-Tom's pack
for breakfast at a small inn, as he wanted to try and
hold on to their three remaining gold pieces for an emer-
gency. Midday saw them far from the city, hiking between
rows of well-tended fruit trees.
Mudge was rubbing his belly. "Not bad for foreign
cookin', mate."
"No, but we're going to have to eat lightly to conserve
what money we have left."
"We could sell the girl's favors."
"Not a bad idea," Jon-Tom said thoughtfully.
Mudge looked at him in surprise. "Wot's that? You
agrees?''
"Sure, if it's okay with her." He called ahead. "Hey,
Roseroar! Mudge here has a suggestion about how you can
help us raise some cash."
"No, no, no, mate!" said the suddenly panicky otter.
"I meant the girl, the girl."
Jon-Tom shrugged. "Big girl, little girl, what's the
difference?" He started to call out to the tigress a second
time. Mudge slammed a muffling paw over Jon-Tom's
mouth, having to stand on tiptoes to manage it.
"Okay, guv'nor. I get your point. I'll keep me ideas to
meseif."
"See that you do, or I'll repeat your suggestion to
Roseroar."
"I'd deny 'avin' anything to do with it."
"Sure you will, but who do you think she'll believe, me
or you?"
"That'd be a foul subterfuge, mate."
"In which inventions I have an excellent teacher."
Mudge wasn't flattered by the backhanded compliment.
They marched steadily westward. As the days passed the
character of the country grew increasingly rural. Houses
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were fewer and far between. Semitropical flora made way
for coniferous forest that reminded Mudge of his beloved
Bell woods. The palms and thin-barked trees of the coast
fell behind them.
They asked directions of the isolated travelers they
encountered. All inquiries were met with expressions of
disbelief or confessions of ignorance. Everyone seemed to
know that Crancularn lay to the west. Exactly where to the
west, none were able to say with certainty.
Besides, there was naught to be found in Crancularn but
trouble, and the country folk had no need of more of that.
They were busy enough avoiding the attentions of Snarken's
predatory tax collectors.
In short, Crancularn was well-known, by reputation if
not by sight, and that reputation was not enticing to
potential visitors.
Two days after the road had become a mere trail, they
settled down to enjoy the bright sunshine. A clear stream
followed the track, tumbling glassily on its course down to
the now distant Glittergeist. An octet of commune spiders
were busy building a six-foot-square web between two
trees. They would share equally in any catch.
Jon-Tom studied the pinecone that had fallen near his
feet. It was Jong and slim, and the scales shone like
bronze. Mudge had slipped out of his boots and was
wading the stream, wishing it were deep enough for him to
have a swim, while Jalwar had wandered into the woods in
search of berries and edible roots to supplement their
meager diet. Roseroar catnapped beneath an evergreen
whose trunk grew almost parallel to the ground, while
Folly, as always, stayed as close to Jon-Tom as he would
allow.
"Don't look so discouraged," she said. "We'll get
there."
Jon-Tom was picking at the cone, tossing the pieces into
the stream and watching the little triangular brown boats
until they disappeared over slick stones.
"How can we get there if nobody can give us direc-
tions? 'West' isn't good enough. I thought it would be
easy once we got out of Snarken. I thought at least a few
of the country folk would know the way to Crancularn.
From what Clotharmmp told me, this store of the Aether
and Neither is supposed to be pretty famous."
"Famous enough to avoid," Folly murmured.
"Some of them must be lying. They must be. I can't
believe not a soul knows the way. Why won't they tell
us?"
Folly looked thoughtful. "Maybe they're concerned and
want to protect us from ourselves. Or maybe none of them
really do know the way."
"Mebbee they don't know the way, boy, because it
moves around."
"What?" Jon-Tom looked back to see an old chipmunk
standing next to a botherbark bush. He pressed against the
small of his back with his left paw and gripped the end of
a curved cane with the other. Narrow glasses rested on the
nose, and an ancient floppy hat nearly covered his head
down to the eyes. A gray shirt hung open to the waist,
and below he wore brown dungarees held up by suspend-
ers. He also had very few teeth left.
"What do you mean, it moves around?" Roseroar
looked up interestedly and moved to join them. The
chipmunk's eyes went wide at the sight and Jon-Tom
hurried to reassure him.
"That's Roseroar. She's a friend."
"That's good," said the chipmunk prosaically. Mudge
turned to listen but was reluctant to abandon the cool
water.
The oldster leaned against the tree for support and
waved his cane. "I mean, it moves around, sonny. It never
stays in the same place for very long."
"That's crazy," said Folly. "It's just another town."
"Oh, it's a town, all right, but not like any other, lass.
Not Crancularn." He peered out from beneath the brim of
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his hat at Jon-Tom. "Why thee want to go there, tall
man?"
"We need something from there. From a store."
The chipmunk nodded. "Aye, the Shop of the Aether and
Neither."
"Then you've heard of it!" Jon-Tom said excitedly.
"We need something, a certain medicine, that can only be
purchased in that store."
The oldster grunted, though it came out as more of a
rusty squeak. "Well, that's thy business."
"Please, we've come a long way. From across the
Glittergeist. We need directions. Specific directions."
Another grunt-squeak. "Long way to come to make
fools of thyselves."
"It's not for us. A friend of mine, a teacher and a great
wizard, is very sick and badly needs this medicine. If you
can tell us how to get to Crancularn, we'll pay you,
somehow."
The oldster shook his head sadly. "I'd tell thee if I
could, boy, but I can't help you. I don't know where
Crancularn is." Jon-Tom slumped. "But there's them that
do. Only, I wouldn't be the one to go asking them."
"Let us worry about that," said Jon-Tom eagerly. "Who
are they?"
"Why, the enchanted ones, of course. Who else?"
"Enchanted ones?"
"Aye, the little people of the magic. The fairy folk. You
know."
Folly's eyes were wide with childlike wonder. "When I
was a little girl, I used to hear stories of the fairy folk. My
mother used to tell me." She went very quiet and Jon-Tom
tried to rush the conversation to take her thoughts off more
recent memories.
"Where would we find these fairy folk?" The thought
of meeting real honest-to-Tinker Bell fairies was enough to
motivate him. Getting directions to Crancularn would be a
bonus.
"I wouldn't advise anyone to risk such an encounter,
sonny, but I can see that thee art determined." He indicat-
ed the steep slope behind them. "They hide in the wet
ravines and steep canyons of these hills, keeping to them-
selves. Don't much care for normal folk such as us. But
thee art human, and it is said that they take human form.
Perhaps thee will have better luck than most. Seek the
places where the water runs deep and clear and the rocks
are colored so dark they are almost black, where the moss
grows thick above the creeks and..."
" 'Ere now, grandpa." Mudge spoke from his rocky seat
out in the stream. "This 'ere moss, it don't 'ave^no mental
problems now, do it?"
The chipmunk frowned at him. "How could mere moss
have mental problems?"
Mudge relaxed. Their near-disastrous experience in the
Muddletup Moors was still fresh in his mind. "Never mind."
The chipmunk gave him an odd look, turned back to
Jon-Tom. "Those are the places where thee might encoun-
ter the fairy folk. If thee must seek them out."
"It seems we've no choice." Rising, Jon-Tom turned to
inspect the tree-fringed hillside.
The elderly chipmunk resumed his walk. "I wish thee
luck, then. I wish thee luck. Thee will need it to locate the
enchanted ones, and thee will need it even more if thee
do."
The ridge above gave way to a heavily wooded slope on
the far side that grew progressively steeper. Soon they
were fighting to maintain their balance as they slipped and
slid down the dangerous grade.
At least, Jon-Tom and Roseroar were. With their inher-
ent agility and lower centers of gravity, Jalwar and Mudge
had no difficulty at all with the awkward descent, and
Folly proved lithe as a gibbon.
A stream ran along the bottom of the narrow gorge. It
was broader than the one they'd left behind, but not deep
enough to qualify as a river. Moss and many kinds of ferns
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clung to logs and boulders. Insects hummed in the cool,
damp air while dark granite and schist soaked up the rays
of the sun.
They spent most of the day searching along the creek
before deciding to move on. An insurmountable waterfall
forced them to climb up the far side of the gorge. They
topped the next ridge, climbed down still another slope
where they camped for the night.
By the afternoon of the following day they were explor-
ing their fourth such canyon. Jon-Ton was beginning to
think that the fairy folk were a myth invented by an
especially garulous old rodent to amuse himself at the
expense of some gullible travelers.
They were finishing up a late meal when Mudge suddenly
erupted from his seat on a thick patch of buttery yellow
flowers. His bark of surprised pain echoed down the creek.
Everyone jumped. Roseroar automatically reached for
her swords. Folly crouched ready to run while Jalwar's fur
bristled on his neck. Jon-Tom, who was more familiar
with the otter's overreactions, left his staff alone.
"What the hell bit you?"
Mudge was trying to inspect his backside. "SometmV
sure as 'ell did. 'Ere, Folly, be a good girl and see if I'm
bleedin'?" He turned to her and bent slightly.
She examined the area dominated by the short, stubby
tail and protected by leather shorts. "I don't see anything."
" 'Ave a close look."
"You fuzzy pervert." She gave him a look of disgust as
she moved away.
"No, really. Not that I deny the accusation, luv, but
somethin' took a chunk out o' me backside for sure,"
"Liar! What would I do with a chunk of you?"
The voice was high but firm and came from the vicinity
of the flowerbed. Jon-Tom crawled over for a close look,
searching for the source of the denial.
Tiny hands parted the stalks, which were as yellow as
the thick-petaled flowers, and he found himself staring at
something small, winged, feminine, and drastically
overweight.
"I'll be damned," he murmured. "A fat fairy."
"Watch your mouth, buster," she said as she sort of
lumbered out lightly until she was standing on a broken
log. The log was brown with red longitudinal stripes
running through the bark. "I know I've got a small
personal problem, and I don't need some big-mouthed
human reminding me of the fact."
"Sorry." Jon-Tom tried to sound contrite. "You are a
fairy, aren't you? One of the enchanted folk?"
"Nah," she snapped back, "I'm a stevedore from
Snarken."
Jon-Tom studied her closely. Her clothing resembled
wisps of spun gossamer lavender candy. A miniature tiara
gleamed on her head. Long hair trailed below her waist.
The tiara had been knocked askew and covered one eye.
She grunted as she struggled to straighten it. In her right
hand she clutched a tiny gold wand. Her wings were
shards of cellophane mottled with thin red stripes.
"We were told," Folly said breathlessly, "that you
could help us."
"Now, why would I want to do that? We've got enough
problems of our own." She stared at Jon-Tom. "That's a
nice duar. You a musician, bright boy?"
"'e's a spellsinger, and a right powerful one, too,"
Mudge informed her. "Come all the way from across the
Glittergeist to fetch back medicine for a sick sorcerer."
"He's a right powerful fool," she snapped. She sat
down heavily on the log, her legs spread wide in a most
casual and unladylike manner. Jon-Tom estimated her to
be about four inches high and almost as wide.
"I'm called Jon-Tom." He introduced his companions.
An uneasy silence ensued and he finally asked, "What's
your name?"
"None of your business."
"Come on," he said coaxingly. "Whether you help us
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or not is up to you, but can't we at least be polite to one
another?"
"What's this? A polite human? That doesn't make any
sense, bald-body." She shrugged. "What the hell. My
name's Grelgen. Want to make something of it?"
"Uh, no." Jon-Tom decided he was going to have to
tread very carefully with this pint-size package of enchanted
belligerence.
"Smart answer. You got anything to eat?"
Jalwar started to rummage through his pack. "I think
we have some snake jerky, and there are a few hard rolls."
"Ptui!" She spat to her right. "I mean real food. Fruit
tarts, cream cups, nectar custard, whipped honey rolls."
Jon-Tom said carefully, "I think I am beginning to see
what your problem is."
"Oh, you are, are you, fungus-foot? You think every-
thing's cut and dried, don't you? It's all so obvious to
you." She was pacing now, back and forth atop the log,
waving her tiny hands to punctuate her words.
"Say, you can't fly, can you?"
She turned to face him. "Of course I can fly, dumbutt."
She wiggled her diaphanous wings. "What do you think
these are for? Air-conditioning?"
"All right, then let's see you fly. Come on, fly."
"Feh! You'd think I didn't have anything better to do
than put on a show for a bunch of pituitary freaks."
"You can't fly!" Jon-Tom said triumphantly. "That's
your big problem. You've gotten so..."
"Watch it, jack," she said wamingly.
"... so healthy that you can't lift off anymore. I wouldn't
think it would make a difference. A bumblebee's too heavy
for flight, but it manages, and without enchantment."
"I'm a fairy, one of the enchanted folk," Grelgen
informed him, speaking as one would to an idiot child.
"Not a bumblebee. There are structural, aerodynamic, and
metabolic differences you wouldn't understand. As for
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She stabbed the wand at Mudge. "That turkey tried to
assassinate me!"
Mudge gaped in surprise. "Wot, me? I did nothin* o'
the kind, your shortness."
"You sat on me, rat-breath."
"Like 'ell I did! You crawled underneath me. Anyways,
'ow was I supposed to see you or anything else under all
them flowers?"
Grelgen crossed her arm. "I was sitting there minding
my own business, having a little afternoon snack of nectar
and pollen, and you deliberately dropped your rat-butt
right on top of me."
"You expect me to inspect every patch o' ground I sit
down on?"
"In our lands, yes."
"We didn't know it were your lands." Mudge was fast
losing patience with this infinitesimal harridan.
"Ah-/ia! So, a casual assassin. The worst kind." She
put two fingers to her lips and let out a sharp, piercing
whistle. Jon-Tom listened admiringly. The sound was loud
enough to attract an empty cab from two blocks down a
Manhattan street.
What it did attract, from beneath mushrooms and flow-
ers, from behind moss beds and tree roots, was a swarm of
enchanted folk, several hundred of them. A few carried
wands resembling Grelgen's, but most hefted miniature
bows and arrows, crossbows, and spears. Jon-Tom put a
hand out to restrain Roseroar from picking up her swords,
even though the tigress weighed more than all the enchanted
folk combined.
"Magic," he whispered warningly.
Roseroar yielded, but not to his admonition. "Magic or
no, the tips of then: weapons are moistened. I suspect
poison. An ungallant way to fight."
"I guess if you're four inches tall you have to use every
advantage you can think of."
Jalwar moved close, whispered to him. "Move carefully
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here, spellsinger, or we may vanish in an arrogant conjura-
tion. These folk have a deserved reputation for powerful
magic."
"That's how I figure it," he replied. "Maybe they're
not all as obnoxious or combative as our friend there."
"What's that, what did you say?"
"I said," he told Grelgen, "that it's nice of you to
invite us to meet all your friends and relatives."
"When one of us is threatened, buster, all spring to the
rescue."
Jon-Tom noted that none of the fairies surrounding them
were in any condition to fly. Every one of them waddled
about with obvious difficulty, and the slimmest was a
candidate for the enchanted branch of Weight Watchers.
"You're our prisoners," she finished.
"I see," said Mudge. "And wot if we decide not to be
your prisoners?"
"Then you'll be dead," she assured him unpleasantly.
. Mudge studied the array of glistening little weapons.
" 'Ospitable folk, wot?"
"Watch 'em," said Grelgen to her relations. She turned
and sauntered to the end of the branch, hopped off, and
landed with a wheeze in the grass below. There she entered
into a mumbling conversation with several other wand-
bearers. Most of them were clad only in rags and tatters.
Mudge would have to sit on someone of importance,
thought Jon-Tom angrily. The conference broke up mo-
ments later.
"This way," said one of the other armed fairies, gestur-
ing upstream. Surrounded by miniuscule guards, they were
marched off up the creek.
"You sure you didn't see her, Mudge?" Jon-Tom asked
the otter.
"Would I 'ave been stupid enough to sit on 'er if I 'ad,
mate? Use your 'ead. It were those bloody flowers."
"You weren't looking, then," Jon-Tom said accusingly.
"So I weren't lookin*. Should I 'ave been lookin'?"
"No, I guess not. It's nobody's fault."
"Pity I didn't flatten 'er," the otter murmured, careful
to keep his voice down.
"It might not have mattered, sir," Jalwar murmured.
"The fairy folk are known for their resilience."
"I can see that," said Mudge, studying their obese
escort. "The one with the mouth looks like she could
bounce."
"Be quiet," said Jon-Tom. "We're in enough trouble
already. She'll hear you."
"Damned if I care if she does, guv." The otter had his
hands shoved in his pockets and kicked disgustedly at
pebbles as they walked along the side of the creek. "If she
ain't got common sense to see that—"
A paw the size of his head covered his mouth and,
incidently, most of his face. "Watch yo mouth, ottah,"
Roseroar told him. "Yo heard Jon-Tom. Let's not irritate
these enchanted folk any moah than we already have."
"I'd like to irritate 'em," said the otter when she'd
removed her paw. But his voice had become a whisper.
The stream narrowed. Canyon walls closed in tight
around the marchers, all but shutting out the sun. Trees
and bushes grew into one another, forming a dense,
hard-to-penetrate tangle. The captives had to fight their
way through the thickening undergrowth.
Dusk brought them to the outskirts of the enchanted
folk's village. In appearance it was anything but enchanted.
Tiny huts and homes were scattered around a natural
amphitheater. Evidence of disrepair and neglect abounded.
Some of the buildings were falling down, and even those
cut into massive tree roots had piles of trash mounded up
against the doorways. To Jon-Tom all this was clear proof
of a loss of pride among the inhabitants.
Tiny lights flickered to life behind many of the miniature
windows, and smoke started to curl from minute chim-
neys. Off to one side of the community a circular area was
surrounded by a stone wall pierced by foot-high archways.
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The six-inch high wall ended at both ends against a sheer
cliff of gray granite.
The four captives filled this arena. Once they were
inside the insignificant walls, Grelgen and two other fairies
stood within the archways waving their wands and murmuring
importantly. When the invocation was finished, she stepped
back and retreated toward the village with her cronies.
Folly took a step toward the minuscule barrier and tried
to step over. She gasped and drew back as if bitten,
holding her right hand.
"What is it?" Jon-Tom asked anxiously.
"It's hot. The air's hot."
Experimentally, Jon-Tom waved at the emptiness above
the tiny stone wall. An invisible wall of flame now
enclosed them. He shook his hand and blew on his fingers
to cool them, deciding they weren't going to blister.
Escape wouldn't be easy.
Roseroar sighed and settled herself on the hard ground.
"An ironic conclusion to yoah expedition, Jon-Tom. Cap-
tured and imprisoned by a bunch of disgruntled, not to
mention uncouth, enchanted folk."
"Don't be so quick to give up. They may decide to let
us go yet. Besides," he swung his duar around, "we have
magic of our own."
Mudge looked imploringly heavenward. "Why me, wot?"
"I do not know that spellsinging will work against the
fairy folk, sir," said Jalwar. "In my travels I have heard
that they are immune to all forms of magic except their
own. It may be that yours will have no effect on them, and
may even be turned against you."
"You don't say." Jon-Tom's fingers fell from the duar's
strings, together with what remained of his confidence. "I
didn't know that."
"It may not be so, but it is what I have heard many
times."
"We'll hold it as a last resort, then."
"Wot difference does it make, mate? 'Alf the time it
backfires on you anyhows. If it doubles back on us I
wouldn't want it to 'appen while I'm stuck in this clearin'."
"Neither would I, Mudge." He looked out toward the
winking lights of the village. "We may not have any
choice. They don't seem much inclined to listen to reason."
"I think they're all crazy," commented Folly.
In the fading light she looked healthy and beautiful. The
impermanent bruises and scars Corroboc had inflicted on
her were healing fast. She was resilient, tough, and grow-
ing more feminine by the day. She was also making
Jon-Tom increasingly uneasy.
He turned to Mudge, saw the otter standing as close as
possible to the invisible barrier enclosing them.
"What's up, Mudge?"
The otter screwed up his face, his whiskers twitching.
"Can't you smell it, too, mate? Garbage." He nodded
toward the town. "It's everywhere. Maybe they're enchanted,
but that's not the word I'd use to describe their sewage
system."
"Ah saw their gardens when we came in," said Roseroar
thoughtfully. "They appeahed to be untended."
"So fairy town's gone to hell," Jon-Tom murmured.
"Something's very wrong here."
"Wot difference do it make to us, mate? We 'ave our
own problems. Dealin' with 'Er Crossness, for one thing."
"If we could figure out what's wrong here," Jon-Tom
argued, "maybe we could ingratiate ourselves with our
captors."
"You ingratiate yourself, mate. Me, I'm for some sleep."
Jon-Tom didn't doubt that the otter could sleep on the
bare rock. If Mudge were tossed out of a plane at twenty
thousand feet, the otter could catch twenty winks before
awakening to open his parachute. It was a talent he often
envied.
"Sleeping won't solve our problem."
"It'll solve me immediate one, mate. I'm pooped."
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"Perhaps yoah magic will work against the enchanted
folk," Roseroar said hopefully.
"I don't know." Jon-Tom tapped the wood of the duar,
was rewarded with a melodious thumping sound. The
moon was shining down into the narrow defile, illuminat-
ing the dense woods surrounding them. "I'm going to hold
off till the last possible moment to find out."
The tigress was slipping out of her armor and using it to
make a crude pillow. "Ah don't know." She rested her
massive head on black and white paws. "It seems to me
that we're already theah."
Grelgen and the rest of the fairy council came for them
in the morning. Their principal nemesis had changed into a
flowing gown of orange chiffon. The bright pastel attire
had not softened her disposition, however.
"We've been considering what to do with you bums
most of the night," she informed them brusquely.
Jon-Tom stretched, pushed at his tower back, and wished1,
he'd had the sense to use Roseroar for a cushion. He was
stiff and sore from spending the night on the hard ground.
"All I can tell you is that we're innocent of any charges
you discussed. So what are you going to do now?"
"Eat," she informed him. "Talk more later."
"Well now, I could do with a spot o' breakfast!" Mudge
tried to muster some enthusiasm. Maybe Jon-Tom was right
after all, and these cute little enchanted bastards were finally
going to act in a civilized manner. "Where do we eat?"
"Wrong pronoun," Grelgen said. She turned to point
with her wand.
Jon-Tom followed it into the brush. What the poor light
of evening had kept hidden from view was now revealed
by the bright light of day. Up the creek beyond the town,
thick peeled branches spanned a shallow excavation. The
firepit showed signs of recent use.
Mudge saw it, too, and his initial enthusiasm vanished.
"Uh, wot's on the menu, luv?"
"Fricasseed water rat," she told him, with relish.
"Wot, me?" Mudge squeaked.
"Give the main course a bottle of elf dust. What better
end for a guilty assassin?"
Up till now Jon-Tom had considered their predicament
as nothing more than a matter of bad communication. This
new vision of a bunch of carnivorous fairies feasting on
Mudge's well-done carcass shoved everything over the
edge into the realm of the surreal.
"Listen, you can't eat any of us."
Grelgen rested pudgy hands on soft hips. "Why not?
Jon-Tom struggled for a sensible reply. "Well, for one
thing, it just doesn't fit your image."
She squinted sideways at him. "You," she said decisively,
"are nuts. I'm going to have to consult with the Elders to
make sure it's okay to eat crazy people."
"I mean, it just doesn't seem right. What about your
honey rolls and custards and like that?"
Grelgen hesitated. When she spoke again, she sounded
slightly embarrassed.
"Actually, you're right. It's only that every once in a
while we get this craving, see? Whoever's unlucky enough
to be in the neighborhood at the time ends up on the
village menu." She glanced over at Folly and tried to
regain some of her former arrogance. "We also find it
helpful now and then to bathe in the blood of a virgin."
Folly digested this and collapsed, rolling about on the
ground while laughing hysterically. Grelgen saw the tears
pouring down the helpless girl's cheeks, grunted, and
looked back over a shoulder. Jon-Tom followed her gaze.
On the far side of fairy town a bunch of muscular,
overweight enchanted folk were sliding an oversized wooden
bowl down a slope. At the sound of Grelgen's voice they
halted.
"Right! Cancel the bathing ceremony!"
Cursing under their breath, the disappointed bowl mov-
ers reversed their efforts and began pushing their burden
back into the bushes.
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"So you think it's funny, do you? Right then, you're
first on the fire instead of the water rat."
That put a clamp on Folly's laughter.
"Why her?" Jon-Tom demanded to know.
"Why not her? For one thing she's already depelted."
"Oh, no you don't." Folly braced herself against the
bare granite wall, as far from Grelgen as she could get.
"You just try and touch me! I'll squash you like a bug."
Grelgen looked disgusted, waved her wand almost
indifferently, and whispered something under her breath.
Folly leaped away from the wall, clutching her backside.
The stone had become red-hot.
"Might as well resign yourself to it, girl," said Grelgen.
"You're on this morning's menu and that's all there is to
it. If there's anything that gets my gall it's an uncooperative
breakfast."
"Please," Jon-Tom pleaded with her, dropping to his
knees to be nearer eye level with their tormentor. "We
mean you no harm. We only came into your lands to ask
you for some information."
"Sorry. Like I said, we've got the craving, and when it
comes upon us we've got to have meat."
"But why us?" Mudge asked her. "These woods must
be full o' lizards and snakes enough to supply your 'ole
village."
"Food doesn't wander into our custody," she snapped at
him. "We don't like hunting. And the forest creatures
don't stage unprovoked assaults on our person."
"Blimey," Mudge muttered. "'Ow can such small
'eads be so bloomin' dense? I told you that were an
accident!"
Grelgen stared silently at him as she tapped one tiny
glass slipper with her wand. Jon-Tom absently noted that
the slipper was three sizes too small for her not-so-tiny
foot.
"Don't give me any trouble. I'm in a disagreeable mood
as it is." She whistled up a group of helpers and they
started through one archway toward Folly. Her initial
defiance burned out of her, she hid behind Roseroar.
Jon-Tom knew that wouldn't save her.
"Look," he said desperately, trying to stall for time as
he swung the duar into playing position and tried to think
of something to sing, "you said that meat isn't usually
what you eat, that you only have this craving for it
occasionally?"
"What about it?" Grelgen snapped impatiently.
"What do you eat normally? Besides what you told me
earlier."
"Milk and honey, nectar and ambrosia, pollen and sugar
sap. What else would fairy folk eat?"
"So that's it. I had a hunch." A surge of hope rushed
through him.
"What's it?" she asked, frowning at him.
He sat down and crossed his legs, set the duar aside. "I
don't suppose there are any professional dieticians in the
village?''
"Any what?"
"No, of course not. See, all your problems are diet-
related. It not only explains your unnatural craving for
protein, it also explains your, uh, unusually rotound fig-
ures. Milk's okay, but the rest of that stuff is nothing but
pure sugar. I mean, I can't even imagine how many
calories there are in a daily dose of ambrosia. You proba-
bly use a lot of glucose when you're flying, but when you
stop flying, well, the problem only compounds itself."
One of the Elder fairies waiting impatiently behind
Grelgen now stepped forward. "What is this human raving
about?"
Grelgen pushed him back. "It doesn't matter." She
turned back to Jon-Tom. "What you say makes no sense,
and it wouldn't matter if it did, because we still have our
craving." She started to aim her wand at the trembling
Folly. "No use in trying to hide, girl. Step out here where
I can see you."
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Jon-Tom leaned sideways to block her aim. "Wait!
You've got to listen to me. Don't you see? If you'd only
change your eating habits you'd lose this craving for
protein."
"We're not interested in changing our eating habits,"
said another of the Elders. "We like nectar and honey and
ambrosia."
"All right, all right!" Jon-Tom said frantically. "Then
there's only one way out. The only other way to reduce
your craving for protein is for you to start burning off all
these extra ounces you've been accumulating. You've got
to break the cycle." He picked up the duar.
"At least give me a chance to help you. Maybe I can't
do it with spellsinging, but there are all kinds of magic."
"Consider carefully, man," Grelgen warned him. "Don't
you think we're aware that we have a little problem? Don't
you think we've tried to use our own magic to solve it?"
"But none of you is a spellsinger."
"No. That's not our kind of magic. But we've tried
everything. We're stuck with what we are. Your spellsinging
can't help us. Nothing can help us. We've experimented
with every type of magic known to the enchanted folk, as
well as that employed by the magic-workers of the greater
world. We're trapped by our own metabolisms." She
rolled up her sleeves. "Now let's get on with this without
any more bullshitting, okay?" She raised the wand again.
"Just one chance, just give me one chance!" he pleaded.
She swung the wand around to point it at him, and he
flinched. "I'm warning you, buster, if this is some sort of
trick, you'll cook before her."
"There's one kind of magic I don't think you've tried."
She made a rude noise. "Worm dung! We've tried it
all."
"Even aerobics?"
Grelgen opened her mouth, then closed it. She turned to
conference with the Elders. Jon-Tom waited nervously.
Finally she stuck her head out of the pile and inquired
almost reluctantly, "What strange sort of magic is this?"
Jon-Tom took a deep breath and rose. Putting aside the
duar, he began stripping to the waist.
Roseroar came over to whisper in his ear. "Suh, are yo
preparin' some trick ah should know about? Should ah be
ready with mah swords?"
"No, Roseroar. No tricks."
She shrugged and moved away, shaking her head.
Jon-Tom started windmilling his arms, loosening up.
Grelgen immediately retreated several steps and raised
the wand threateningly. "All you need is to learn this
magic," he said brightly. "A regular program of aerobics.
Not only will it reduce your unnatural craving for protein,
it should bring back your old aerodynamic figures."
"What does that mean?" asked one of the younger
fairies.
"It means we'll be able to fly again, stupid," replied
one of the Elders as he jabbed the questioner in the ribs.
"Fly again." The refrain was taken up by the rest of the
crowd.
"It's a trick!" snapped Grelgen, but the weight of
opinion (so to speak) was against her.
"All right." She tucked her wand under one arm and
glared up at Jon-Tom. "You get your chance, man. If this
is a trick to buy time, it better be good, because it's going
to be your last one."
"It's no trick," Jon-Tom assured her, feeling the sweat
starting to trickle from beneath his arms. And he hadn't
even begun yet.
"Look, I'm no Richard Simmons, but I can see we need
to start with the basics." He was aware he had the
undivided attention of several hundred sets of eyes. He
took a deep breath, thankful for the morning runs which
kept him in decent condition. "We're going to start with
some deep knee-bends. Hands on hips... watch those
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wings, that's it. Ready." He hesitated. "This would work
better if we had some music."
Grelgen grunted, turned, and barked a command. There
was a brief delay. Several small figures made their way
through the enchanted mob and took up positions atop the
stone wall. Each carried a delicate instrument. There were
a couple of flutes, a set of drums, and something that
resembled a xylophone which had been in a bad traffic
accident.
"What should we play?" piped one of the minuscule
musicians.
"Something lively."
"A dance or roundelet?" They discussed the matter
among themselves, then launched into a lively tune with
faintly oriental overtones. Jon-Tom waited until he was
sure of the rhythm, then smiled at his attentive if uncertain
audience.
"Ready? Let's begin! Imitate me." He dipped. "Come
on, it's not hard. One, two, three, and bend; one, two,
three, and bend;... that's it!"
While Jon-Tom's companions looked on, several hun-
dred fairy folk struggled to duplicate the human's move-
ments. Before too long, groans and moans all out of
proportion to the size of the throats they came from filled
the air.
Grelgen was gasping and sweating. Her orange chiffon
gown was soaked. "You're sure that you're not actually
trying to murder us?"
"Oh, no." Jon-Tom was breathing a little hard himself.
"See, this isn't an instantaneous kind of magic. It takes
time." He sat down and put his hands behind his neck,
wondering how far he could go before Grelgen gave up.
"Now, this kind of magic is called sirups. Up, down, up,
down ... you in the back there, no slacking, now... up,
down..."
He worried constantly that Grelgen and her colleagues
would become impatient before the new exercise regimen
had time to do its work. He needn't have worried. The
enchanted folk took weight off as rapidly as they put it on.
By the second day the most porcine of the villagers could
boast of shrunken waistlines. By the third the effects were
being felt by all, and by the fourth even Grelgen could stay
airborne for short flights.
"I don't understand, mate," said Kludge. "You said it
'tweren't magic, yet see 'ow quick-like they're shrinkin'
down!"
"It's their metabolic rate. They burn calories much
faster than we do, and as soon as they get down to where
they can fly again, the burning accelerates."
The results were reflected in Grelgen's changing atti-
tude. As the exercises did their work, her belligerence
softened. Not that she became all sweetness and light, but
her gratitude was evident.
"A most wondrous gift you have given us, man. A new.
kind of magic." It was the morning of the fifth day of their
captivity and a long time since any of the enchanted folk
had suggested having one of their guests for supper.
"I have a confession to make. It's not magic. It's only
exercise."
"Call it by whatever name you wish," she replied, "it
is magic to us. We are starting to look like the enchanted
folk once more. Even I," she finished proudly. She did a
deep knee-bend to prove it, something she couldn't have
imagined doing five days earlier. Of course, she did it
while hovering in midair, which made it somewhat easier.
Still, the accomplishment was undeniable.
"You are free to go," she told them.
Roseroar stepped forward and cautiously thrust out a
paw. The invisible wall of fire which had kept them
imprisoned had vanished, leaving behind only a little
lingering heat. The tigress stepped easily over the tiny
stone wall.
"Our gratitude is boundless," Grelgen went on. "You
said you came to us for help." She executed a neat little
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pirouette in the air, delighting in her rediscovered mobility.
"What is it you wish to know?"
"We need directions to a certain town," he told her. "A,
place called Crancularn."
"Ah. An ambiguous destination. Not mine to
why. Wait here." She flew toward the village, droning
a wasp, and returned several minutes later with four newh
slimmed Elders. They settled on the wall. Between them,
the four Elders held a piece of parchment six inches
square. It was the biggest piece of writing material the
village could produce.
"Crancularn, you said?" Jon-Tom nodded at her.
She rolled up the sleeves of her burgundy-and-lime
dress, waved the wand over the parchment as she spoke.
The parchment twisted like a leaf in the wind. It continued
to quiver as a line of gold appeared on its surface, tracing
the outlines of mountains and rivers, trails, and paths.
None of them led directly toward the golden diamond that
shone brightly in the upper-lefthand corner of the parchment.
Grelgen finished the incantation. The parchment ceased
its shaking, allowing the concentrating Elders to relax their
grip. Jon-Tom picked the freshly inscribed map off the
grass. It was warm to the touch. One tiny spot not far from
a minor trail fluoresced brightly.
"The glow shows you where you are at any time,"
Grelgen informed him. "It will travel as you travel. Hold
fast to the map and you will never be lost." She rose on
diaphanous wings to hover near his shoulder and trace over
the map with her wand. "See? No easy journey from here
and no trails directly to the place."
"We're told Crancularn moves about."
"So it does. It has that characteristic. But the map will
take you there, never fear. This is the cartography of what
will be as well as of what is. A useful skill which we
rarely employ. We like it where we are."
Jon-Tom thanked her as he folded the map and slipped it
carefully into a pocket of his indigo shirt.
Grelgen hovered nearby. "Tell me, man. Why do you
go to Crancularn?"
"To shop for something in the Shop of the Aether and
Neither." She nodded, a grave expression on her tiny face.
"We've heard many rumors," he went on. "Is there
something dangerous about the shop?"
"Indeed there is, man. Included among its usual in-
ventory is a large supply of the Truth. That is something
most travelers seek to avoid, not to find. Beware what
purchases you make. There are bonuses and discounts to
be had in that place you may not find to your liking."
"We'll watch our step," he assured her.
She nodded solemnly. "Watch your hearts and souls as
well. Good luck to you, man, and to your companions.
Perhaps if you return by a similar route we can show you
the Cloud Dance." She looked wistful. "I may even
participate myself."
"Dancing in the air isn't as difficult as dancing on the
ground," said Folly.
Grelgen grinned at her. "That depends on what you're
doing in the air, infant." With great dignity she pivoted
and led the four Elders back to the village.
They were free, Jon-Tom knew, and so again were the
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XII
The map led them out of the narrow defile that was the
enchanted canyon. Music and rhythmic grunts followed
them as they left behind a village full of fairies aerobicizing
like mad. Grelgen had a long way to go before she looked
like Jane Fonda but she was determined to out perform her
subjects, and Jon-Tom didn't doubt she had the willpower
to do so.
Several days' march through game-filled country brought
them over the highest mountain pass and down onto the
western slopes. Despite Grelgen's insistence that the jour-
ney the rest of the way to Cranculam would not be easy,
they were beginning to relax. Since leaving behind the
enchanted village they had encountered no dangerous ani-
mals or sapients, and food was plentiful.
Ahead lay the desert. Jon-Tom felt certain they could
cross it in a couple of days. AH was well.
No more bad dreams bothered him, and he awoke
refreshed and at ease. Fallen leaves had made a comfort-
able, springy bed. They were now back into deciduous
forest, having left most of the evergreen woods behind.
He pushed his cape aside. A few wisps of smoke still
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rose from the remains of last night's fire. Roseroar snored
softly on the far side of the embers while Mudge dozed
nearby. That in itself was unusual. Normally the otter
woke first.
Jon-Tom scanned the rest of the camp and sat up fast.
"Jalwar? Folly!"
The woods did not answer, nor did anyone else.
He climbed to his feet, called again. His shouts roused
Mudge and Roseroar.
"Wot's amiss, mate?"
Jon-Tom gestured at the campsite. "See for yourself."
Mudge inspected the places where the missing pair had
slept. "They aren't off 'untin' for breakfast berries. All
their gear's gone."
"Could they have been carried off?" Jon-Tom muttered.
"Why would anybody bother to sneak in softly and steal
that pair away while leavin' us snug and in dreamland?"
Roseroar said. "Makes no sense."
"You're right, it doesn't. So they left on their own, and
with a stealthiness that implies premeditation."
"What?" she growled in confusion.
"Sorry. My legal training talking. It means they planned
to sneak out. Don't ask me why."
"Which way would they go?"
"Maybe there's a town nearby. I'll check the map." He
reached into his pocket, grasped air. A frantic, brief search
proved that the map was well and truly gone.
"Mudge, did you... ?"
The otter shook his head, his whiskers bristling in anger.
"You never gave it to me, guv'nor. I saw you put it up
yourself." He sighed, sat down on a rock, and adjusted his
cap, leaning the feather down at its usual rakish angle.
"Can't say as 'ow I'm surprised. That Corroboc might
'ave been a class-one bastard, but 'e knew wot 'e were
about when *e named that girl."
"ArTve been suspicious of her motives from the begin-
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ning," Roseroar added. "We should have sold the little
bitch in Snarken, when we had the chance."
Jon-Tom found himself staring northwestward, through
the thinning forest toward the distant desert. "It doesn't
make sense. And what about Jalwar? He's gone, too, and
that makes even less sense. How can he get anywhere
without our help and protection?"
Mudge came and stood next to his friend, put a comforting
paw on his shoulder. "Ah, lad. 'Ave you learned so little
o' life since you've been in this world? Who knows wot
old Jalwar promised the girl? 'E's a trader, a merchant.
Obviously 'e made 'er a better offer than anything we 'ave.
Maybe 'e were bein' marooned on that beach by 'onest
folk 'e'd cheated. This ain't no world for takin' folks on
faith, me friend. For all we know Jalwar's a rich old
bugger in 'is 'ome town."
"If he wanted Folly to help him, why would they take
the map? They wouldn't need it to retrace the trail back to
Snarken."
"Then it's pretty clear they ain't 'eadin' for Snarken,
mate." He turned and stared down the barely visible path.
"And we ought to be able to prove it."
Sure enough, in the dew-moistened earth beyond the
campsite the two sets of footprints stood out clearly, the
small, almost dainty marks of Jalwar sharp beside Folly's
sandalprints. They led downslope toward the desert.
" Tis plain wot they're about, mate. They're 'eading
for Crancularn. That's why they stole the map."
"But why? Why not go theah with the rest of us?"
Roseroar was shaking her head in puzzlement.
"You're as dense as 'e is, luv. Ain't it plain enough yet
to both of you? Jalwar's a trader. They're goin' to try and
buy up the 'ole supply o' this medicine 'is sorcerership
needs so badly and 'old it for ransom." He stared at
Jon-Tom. "We told the old fart too much, mate, and now
'e's bent on doin' us dirty."
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"Jalwar, maybe..." Jon-Tom mumbled unhappily, "but
I can't believe that Folly..."
"Why not, mate? Or did you think she were in love
with you? After wot she went through, she's just lookin'
out after 'erself. Can't blame 'er for that, wot?"
"But we were taking care of her, good care."
Mudge shrugged. "Not good enough, it seems. Like I
said, no tellin' wot old Jalwar promised 'er in return for
'elpin' Mm."
"What now, Jon-Tom?" asked Roseroar gently.
"We can't turn back. Map or no map. I suppose we
could go back to the village of the enchanted folk and get
another one, but that would put us weeks behind them. We
can't lose that much time if Mudge's suspicions are correct.
They'd beat us to the medicine easily. I studied that map
pretty intensively after Grelgen gave it to us. I can remember
some of it."
"That ain't the 'ole of it, mate." Mudge bent and put
his nose close to the ground. When he stood straight again,
his whiskers were twitching. "An otter can follow a scent
on land or through water if there's just enough personal
perfume left to tickle 'is nostrils. This track's fresh as a
new whore. Until it rains we've got a trail to follow, and
there's desert ahead. Maybe if we pee on the run we can
overtake the bloody double-crossers."
"Ah second the motion, suh. Let's not give up, Jon-
Tom."
"I wasn't thinking of giving up, Roseroar. I was thinking
about what we're going to do when we do catch up with
them."
"That's the spirit!" She leaned close. "Leave the de-
tails to me." Her teeth were very white.
"I'm not sure that would be the civilized thing to do,
Roseroar." Despite the deception, the thought of Folly in
Roseroar's paws was not a pleasant one.
"All man actions are dictated by man society's code of
honah, Jon-Tom," she said stiffly. She frowned at a sudden
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thought. "Don't tell me that after what's happened heah
yo still feel fo the little bitch?"
He was shouldering his backpack. "We still don't know
that she went with Jalwar voluntarily. Maybe he forced
her."
Mudge was waiting at the edge of the campsite, anxious
to get moving. "Come on now, mate. Even if you exclude
age as a consideration, the girl was bigger and stronger
than that old ferret. And she could always have screamed."
"Not necessarily. Not if Jalwar had a knife at her throat.
Look, I admit it looks like she went with him voluntarily,
but I won't condemn her until we know for sure. She's
innocent until proven guilty."
Mudge spat on the ground. "Another o' your other-
worldly misconceptions."
"It's not otherworldly. It's a universal truism," Jon-
Tom argued.
"Not in this universe it ain't."
Roseroar let them argue while she assumed the lead,
glancing occasionally at the ground to make sure they were
still on the trail, scanning the woods for signs of ambush.
For the moment she preferred to ignore both of her
argumentative companions.
From time to time Mudge would move up alongside her
to dip his nose to the earth. Sometimes the footprints of
their quarry would disappear under standing water or mix
with the tracks of other creatures. Mudge always regained
the trail.
"Must 'ave took off right after the last o' us fell
asleep," the otter commented that afternoon. "I guess
them to be at least six hours ahead of us, probably more."
"We'll catch them." Jon-Tom was covering the ground
easily with long, practiced strides.
"Maybe that ferret weren't so old as 'e made 'imself out
to be," Mudge suggested.
"We'll still catch them."
But the day went with no sign of girl and ferret. They
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let Roseroar lead them on through the darkness, until
accumulating bumps and bruises forced Jon-Tom to call a
halt for the night. They slept fitfully and were up again
before the dawn.
By afternoon the last trees had surrendered to scrub
brush and bare rock. Ahead of them a broad, hilly plain of
yellow and brown mixed with the pure white of gypsum
stretched from horizon to horizon. It was high desert, and
as such, the heat was not as oppressive as it might have
been. It was merely dauntingly hot. The air was still and
windless, and the shallow sand clearly showed the tracks
of Jalwar and Folly.
It was a good thing, because the sand did not hold their
quarry's spoor as well as damp soil, and Mudge had
increasing difficulty distinguishing it from the tracks of
desert dwellers as they started out across the plain.
"I 'ope you remember that map well, mate."
"This is the Timeful Desert, as I remember it."
Mudge frowned. "I thought deserts were supposed to be
timeless, not timeful."
"Don't look at me. I didn't name it." He pointed
toward a low dune. "The only sure source of water is a
town in the middle of the desert called Redrock. The
desert's not extensive, but it's plenty big enough to kill us
if we lose our way.''
"That's a comfortin' thought to be settin' out with."
The otter looked up at Roseroar. "Any sign o' our friends,
tall tail?"
Roseroar's extraordinary eyesight scanned the horizon.
"Nothing but sand. Nothing moves."
"Can't say as 'ow I blame it." He kicked sand from his
boots.
By the morning of the next day the mountains had
receded far behind them. Jon-Tom busied himself by
searching for a suggestion of green, a hint of moisture. It
seemed impossible that the land could be utterly barren.
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Even a stubby, tired cactus would have been a welcome
sight.
They saw nothing, which did not mean nothing existed
in the Timeful Desert. Only that if any life did survive, it
did not make itself known to the trio of travelers.
He felt sure they would overtake Jalwar and Folly, but
they did not. Not all that day nor the next.
It was on that third day that Mudge had them halt while
he knelt in the sand.
" 'Ere now, 'ave either of you two noticed this?"
"Noticed what?" The sweat was pouring down Jon-
Tom's face, as much in frustration at finding no sign of
their quarry as from the heat.
Mudge put a paw fiat on the ground. "This 'ere sand.
'Ave a close look."
Jon-Tom knelt and stared. At first he saw nothing. Then
one grain crept from beneath Mudge's fingers. A second, a
third, moving from west to east. Mudge's paw hadn't
moved them, nor had the wind. There was no wind.
At the same time as loose grains were shifting from
beneath the otter's paw, a small rampart of sand was
building up against the other side of his thumb. The sand
was moving, without aid of wind, from east to west.
Jon-Tom put his own hand against the hot sand, watched
as the phenomenon repeated itself. All around them, the
sand was shifting from east to west. He felt the small hairs
on the back of his neck stiffen.
4' Tis bloody creepy,' * the otter muttered as he rose and
brushed sand from his paws.
"Some underground disturbance," Jon-Tom suggested.
"Or something alive under the surface." That was not a
pleasant thought, and he hastened to discard it. They had
no proof that anything lived in this land, anyway.
"That's not all." Mudge gestured back the way they'd
come. "There's somethin' else mighty funny. See that 'ill
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see the distant relative of a Serengeti kopje. " Tis lower
than it were."
"Nothing unnatural about that, Mudge. It's just shrink-
ing into the distance as we walk."
The otter shook his head insistently. " 'Tis shrinkin' too
bloomin' fast, mate." He shouldered his pack and resumed
the march. "One more thing. Don't it seem to either o'
you that we're walkin' downhill?"
Jon-Tom didn't try to hide his confusion. He gestured at
the western horizon. "We're on level ground. What are
you talking about?"
"I dunno." The otter strained to put his feelings into
words. "Tis just that somethin' don't feel right 'ere,
mate. It just don't feel right."
That night the otter's nose proved of more help than his
sense of balance. They dug a hole through a dark stain in
the sand and were rewarded with a trickle of surprisingly
clear water. Patience enabled them to top off their water
skins and relieve their major anxiety. It was decided
unanimously to spend the night by the moisture seep.
Jon-Tom felt someone shaking him awake, peered sleep-
ily into still solid darkness. Mudge stared anxiously down
at him.
"Got somethin' for you to 'ave a looksee at, mate."
"At this hour? Are you nuts?"
"I 'ope so, mate," the otter whispered. "I sincerely
'ope so."
Jon-Tom sighed and unrolled himself. As he did so he
found himself spitting out sand. The full moon gleamed
brightly on their campsite, to reveal packs, weapons, and
Roseroar's feet partially buried in sand.
"The wind came up during the night, that's all." He
found he was whispering, too, though there seemed no
reason for it.
"Feel any wind now, mate?"
Jon-Tom wet a finger, stuck it into the air. "No. Not a
breeze."
"Then 'ave a look at your own feet, mate."
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Jon-Tom did so. As he stared he saw sand flowing over
his toes. There was no wind at all, and now the sand was
moving much faster. He drew his feet up as if the pulver-
ized silica might bite him.
"Look all around, lad."
The sand was crawling westward at an ever more rapid
pace. It seemed to accelerate even as he watched. In
addition to the steady movement there came the first
murmurs of a dry, slithery, rasping sound as grains tumbled
over one another.
The discussion finally woke Roseroar. "What's goin' on
heah?"
"I don't know," Jon-Tom muttered, eyeing the crawling
ground. "The sand is moving, and much faster now than it
was yesterday. I'm not sure I want to know what's making
it move."
"Should we go back?" The tigress was slipping on her
sandals, shaking the grains from the leather.
"We can't go back." He pulled on his boots. "If we go
back now, we lose Jalwar, Folly, and likely as not,
Clothahump's medicine. But I won't force either of you to
stay with me. Roseroar, are you listening to me?"
She wasn't. Instead, she was pointing southward. "Ah
think we might get ourselves a second opinion. We have
company, y'all."
The line of camels the tigress had spotted was slightly
behind them but moving in the same direction. Hastily
gathering their equipment, the trio hurried to intercept the
column of dromedaries. As they ran the sun began to rise,
bringing with it welcome light and unwelcome heat. And
all around them, the sand continued to crawl inexorably
westward.
Mounted on the backs of the camels was an irregular
assortment of robed rodents—pack rats, kangaroo rats,
field mice, and other desert dwellers of related species.
They looked to Jon-Tom like a bunch of midget bewhis-
kered bedouins. He loped alongside the lead camel, tried
to bow slightly, and nearly tripped over his own feet.
"Where are you headed in such a hurry?" The pack rat
did not reply. The camel did.
"We go to Redrock, Everyone goes now to Redrock,
man. Everyone who lives in the desert." The camel's
manner was imperious and wholly typical of his kind. He
spat a glob of foul-smelling sputum to his left, making
Jon-Tom dodge.
"Who are you people?" inquired the pack rat in the
front. There was room on the camel's back for several.
"Strangers in this land."
"That is obvious enough," commented the camel.
"Why is everyone going to Redrock?" Jon-Tom asked.
The camel glanced back up at its lead rider and shook its
head sadly. The rat spoke. "You really don't know?"
"If we did, would we be askin' you, mate?" said
Mudge.
The rat gestured with both paws, spreading his arms
wide. "It is the Conjunction. The time when the threads of
magic that bind together this land reach their apogee. The
time of the time inversion."
"What does that mean?"
The rat shrugged. "Do not ask me to explain it. I am no
magician. This I do know. If you do not reach the safety of
Redrock by the time the next moon begins to rise, you
never will." He slapped the camel on the side of its neck.
The animal turned to gaze back up at him.
"Let's have none of that, Bartim, or you will find
yourself walking. 1 am measuring my pace, as are the rest
of the brethren."
"The time is upon us!"
"No less so upon me than thee," said the camel with a
pained expression. He turned to glance back to where
Jon-Tom was beginning to fall behind. "We will see you
in Redrock, strangers, or we will drink the long drink to
your memory."
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Panting hard in the rising light, Jon-Tom slowed to a
walk, unable to maintain the pace. On firm ground he
might have kept up, but not in the soft sand. Roseroar and
Mudge were equally winded.
"What was that all about, Jon-Tom?" asked Roseroar.
"I'm not sure. It didn't make much sense."
"Ah you not a spellsingah?"
"I know my songs, but not other magic. If Clothahump
were here ..."
"If 'is wizardship were 'ere we wouldn't be, mate."
"What do you think of their warning?"
Sand was building up around the otter's feet, and he
kicked angrily at it. "They were both scared. Wot of I
couldn't say, but scared they were. I think we'd better
listen to 'em and get a move on. Make Redrock by
nightfall, they said. If they can do it, so can we. Let's get
to it."
They began to jog, keeping up a steady pace and taking
turns in the lead. They barely paused to eat and made
lavish use of their water. The more they drank, the less
there was to carry, and if the warning was as significant as
it had seemed, they would have to drink in Redrock that
night or not drink at all.
As for the nature of the menace, that began to manifest
itself as they ran.
It was evening, and still no sign of the city, nor of the
caravan, which had far outdistanced them. The sand was
moving rapidly now, threatening to engulf their feet every
time they paused to catch their breath.
At first he thought he was sinking. A quick glance
revealed the truth. The ground behind them was rising. It
was as. if they were running inland from a beach and the
beach was pursuing, a steadily mounting tidal wave of
sand. He thought about turning and trying to scramble to
the crest of the granular wave. What stopped him was the
possibility that on the other side they might find only
another, even higher surge.
So they ran on, their lungs heaving, legs aching. Once
Mudge stumbled and they had to pull him to his feet while
the sand clutched eagerly at his legs.
When he fell a second time, he tried to wave them off. It
was as if his seemingly inexhaustible energy had finally
given out.
" 'Tis no use, lad. I can't go on anymore. Save your-
selves." He fluttered weakly with a paw.
Jon-Tom used the pause to catch his wind. "You're
right, Mudge," he finally declared. "That's the practical
thing to do. I'll always remember how nobly you died."
He turned to go on. Roseroar gave him a questioning look
but decided not to comment.
A handful of sand struck Jon-Tom on the back of the
neck. "Noble, me arse! You would've left me 'ere, wouldn't
you? Left poor old Mudge to die in the sand!"
Jon-Tom grinned, took care to conceal it from the
apoplectic otter. "Look, mate. I'm tired, too, and I'm
damned if I'm going to carry you."
The otter staggered after his companions. "I suppose you
think it's funny, don't you, you 'ypocritical, angular bastard?"
Jon-Tom fought not to laugh. For one thing, he couldn't
spare the wind. "Come off it, Mudge. You know we
wouldn't have left you."
"Oh, wouldn't you, now? Suppose I 'adn't gotten up to
follow you, eh? Wot then? 'Ow do I knows you would've
come back for me?"
"It's a moot point, Mudge. You were just trying to hitch
a ride."
"I admit nothin'." The otter pushed past him, taking the
lead, his short, stubby legs moving like pistons.
"A strange one, yoah fuzzy little friend," Roseroar
whispered to Jon-Tom. She matched her pace to his.
"Oh, Mudge is okay. He's a lazy, lying little cheat, but
other than that he's a prince."
Roseroar considered this. "Ah believes the standards o'
yoah world must be somewhat different from mine."
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"Depends on what part of my culture you come from.
Mudge, for example, would be right at home in a place
called Hollywood. Or Washington, D.C. His talents would
be much in demand."
Roseroar shook her head. "Those names have no meanuT
fo me."
"That's okay. They don't for a lot of my contemporaries,
either."
The sand continued to rise behind them, mounting
toward the darkening sky. At any moment the wave might
crest, to send tons of sand tumbling over them, swallowing
them up. He tried not to think of that, tried to think of
anything except lifting his legs and setting one foot down
ahead of the other. When the angle of the dune rising in
their wake became sharper than forty-five degrees the sand
would be rushing at them so rapidly they would be hard
put to keep free of its grasp.
All around them, in both directions as far as they could
see, the desert was climbing for the stars. He could only
wonder at the cause. The Conjunction, the pack rat had
said. The moon was up now, reaching silvery tendrils
toward the panting, desperate refugees. At moonrise, the
rat told him. But when would the critical moment come?
Now, in minutes, or at midnight? How much time did they
have left?
Then Roseroar was shouting, and a cluster of hills
became visible ahead of them. As they ran on, the outlines
of the hills sharpened, grew regular and familiar: Redrock,
so named for the red sandstone of which its multistoried
towers and buildings had been constructed. In the first
moonlight and the last rays of the sun the city looked as if
it were on fire.
Now they found themselves among other stragglers—
some on foot, others living in free association with camels
and burros. Some snapped frantic whips over the heads of
dray lizards.
Several ostrich families raced past, heavy backpacks
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strapped to their useless wings. They carried no passen-
gers. Nor did the family of cougars that came loping in
from the north, running on hind legs like Roseroar. Bleating
and barking, honking and complaining, these streams of
divergent life came together in pushing, shoving lines that
struggled to enter the city.
"We're going to make it!" he shouted to his compan-
ions as they merged with the rear of the mob. He was
afraid to look back lest an avalanche of brown-and-yellow
particles prove him a fatal liar. His throat felt like the
underside of the hood of a new Corvette after a day of
drag-racing, but he didn't dare stop for a drink until they
were safely inside the city walls.
Then the ground fell away beneath him.
They were on a bridge, and looking down he could see
through the cracks in the wood. The lumber to build it
must have come from distant mountains. There was no
bottom to the moat, a black ring encircling the city.
His first thought was that Redrock had been built on a
hill in the center of some ancient volcanic crater. A glance
at the walls of the moat proved otherwise. They were too
regular, too smooth, and too vertical to have been fashioned
by hand. Something had dug the awesome ring. Who or
what, he could not imagine.
Thick smells and heavy musk filled the air around him.
The bridge seemed endless, the gaps between the heavy
timbers dangerously wide. If he missed a step and put a
leg through, he wouldn't fall, but he would be trampled by
the anxious mass of life crowding about him.
Once within the safety of the city walls, the panic
dissipated. Lines of tall guards clad in yellow shepherded
the exhausted flow of refugees into the vast courtyard
beyond the gate. There were no buildings within several
hundred yards of the wall and the moat just beyond. A
great open space had been provided for all who sought
shelter from the rising sands. How often did this phenom-
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enon take place? The camel and the pack rat hadn't said,
but it was obviously a regular and predictable occurrence.
"I have to see what's going on outside," he told
Roseroar. She nodded, towering above most of the crowd.
Tents had been set up in expectation of the flood of
refugees. Jon-Tom and his companions were among the
last to enter, but they had interests other than shelter.
"This way," the tigress told him. She took his hand and
pulled him bodily through the milling, swarming crowd, a
striped iceberg breasting a sea of fur. Somehow Mudge
managed to keep up.
Then they found themselves by the city wall, followed
it until they came to stone stairs leading upward. Jon-Tom
let loose of Roseroar's paw and led the way.
Would the sand wave fill the moat? If so, what would
happen afterward?
A few others already stood watching atop the wall. They
were calm and relaxed, so Jon-Tom assumed there was no
danger. Everyone in the city was handling the situation too
well for there to be any danger.
One blase guard, a tall serval wearing a high turban to
protect his delicate ears, stood aside to let them pass.
"Mind the vibration, visitors," he warned them
They reached the top and stared out over the desert.
Beyond the moat, the world was turning upside down.
There was no sign of the far mountains they had left
many days ago. No sign of any landmark. Not a rock
protruded from the ground. There was only the sand sea
rising and rushing toward the city in a single wave two
hundred feet high, roaring like a billion pans of frying
bacon. Jon-Tom wanted to reach back and put his hand on
the guard, to ask what was going to happen next. Since
none of the other onlookers did so, he held his peace and
like them, simply stood and gaped.
The massive wave did not fall forward to smash against
the puny city walls. It began to slide into the dark moat,
pouring in a seemingly endless waterfall into the unbelievable
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excavation. The wave was endless, too. As they watched
it seemed to grow even higher, climbing toward the clouds
as its base disappeared into the moat.
The thunder was all around him, and he could feel the
sandstone blocks quivering underfoot. Jon-Tom turned.
Across the roofs of the city, in all directions, he could see
the wave. The city was surrounded by rushing sand hun-
dreds of feet high and inestimable in volume, all of it
cascading down into the depths which surrounded Redrock.
Thirty minutes passed. The wave began to shrink. Un-
countable tons of sand continued to pour into the moat,
which still showed no sign of filling up. Another thirty
minutes and the torrent had slowed to a trickle. A few
minutes more and the last grains tumbled into the abyss.
Beyond, the moon illuminated the skeleton of the de-
sert. Bare rock stood revealed, as naked as the surface of
the moon. Between the city and the mountains, nothing
lived, nothing moved. A few hollows showed darkly
in the rock, ancient depressions now emptied of sand and
gravel.
A soft murmur rose from the onlookers as they turned
away from the moat and the naked desert to face the center
of the city. Jon-Tom and his companions turned with them.
In the exact center of Redrock a peculiar glassy tower
stood apart from the sandstone buildings. All eyes focused
on the slim spire. There was a feeling of expectation.
He was about to give in to curiosity and ask the guard
what was going to happen when he heard something
nimble. The stone under his feet commenced quivering. It
was a different tremor this time, as though the planet itself
were in motion. The rumbling deepened, became a roar-
ing, then a constant thunder. Something was happening
deep inside the earth.
"What is it, what's going on?" Roseroar yelled at him.
He did not reply and could not have made himself heard
had he tried.
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Sudden, violent wind blew hats from heads and veils
from faces. Jon-Tom's cape stretched out straight behind
him like an iridescent flag. He staggered, leaned into the
unexpected hurricane as he tried to see the tower.
The sands of the Timeful Desert erupted skyward from
the open mouth of the glass pillar, climbing thousands of
feet toward the moon. Reaching some predetermined height,
the silica geyser started to spread out beneath the clouds.
Jon-Tom instinctively turned to seek shelter, but stopped
when he saw that none of the other pilgrims had moved.
As though sliding down an invisible roof, the sand did
not fall anywhere within the city walls. Instead, it spread
out like a cloud, to fall as yellow rain across the desert. It
continued to fall for hours as the tower blasted it into the
sky. Only when the moon was well past its zenith and had
begun to set again did the volume decrease and finally
peter out.
Then the geyser fell silent. The chatter of the refugees
and the cityfolk filled the air, replacing the roar of the
tower. A glance revealed that the bottomless moat was
empty once again.
Beyond the wall, beyond the moat, the Timeful Desert
once more was as it had been. All was still. The absence
of life there despite the presence of water was now explained.
"Great magic," said Roseroar solemnly.
"Lethal magic." Mudge twitched his nose. "If we'd
been a few minutes longer we'd be out there somewhere
with our 'earts stopped and our guts full o' sand."
Jon-Tom stopped a passing fox. "Is it over? What
happens now?"
"What happens now, man," said the fox, "is that we
sleep, and we celebrate the end of another Conjunction.
Tomorrow we return to our homes." She pushed past him
and started down the stairs.
Jon-Tom resorted to questioning one of the guards. The
muskrat was barely four feet tall and wore his fur cut